Wishing everyone a happy and healthy Christmas! pic.twitter.com/WlWwIS3GOE
— Britney Spears (@britneyspears) December 25, 2014
While you were sitting on your derrière (in the magazine) watching re-runs of The Real Housewives, Britney Spears and her fam went snowmobiling before getting cozy in matching pajamas.
See? Fierce nasty mommy.
BreatheHeavy got ahold of the transcript between Britney and her assistant requesting the plaid jammies she, boyfriend Charlie Ebersol and her sons Sean and Jayden wore on Xmas eve.
Britney: Robin, I need you to throw away the evergreen and white stripped onesies I got for the kids and David. I am dating Charlie now, and he isn’t an extra large.
Assistant: But they were $700.
Britney: I’m sorry, was that input? Remember what we discussed.
Assistant: Well, I… I… I’m sor…
Britney: Anyway look, David’s out, Charlie’s in and I want to send out a pitcher of me and the boys to the fans on that bird website.
Assistant: I’ll get on it.
Britney: ****! Now get plaid, it’s slimming. I gotta go.
Assistant: Don’t hang up.
Britney: It’s just getting serious?
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Oh, and she’s still blonde.