“According to a recent poll, pop princess, Britney Spears, remains the most popular female fantasy among heterosexual males, beating out the likes of Jessica Simpson, Jessica Alba, Scarlett Johansson, Pamela Anderson, Alyssa Milano, and Carmen Electra. Spears had many men under her bewitching spell with her teenage *** kitten ways, most prevelent in videos such as ‘Baby, One More Time’ (where she made her big debut in a scandalous catholic schoolgirl uniform), ‘Oops! I Did it Again’ (clad in a tight form fitting red latex body suit proclaiming to be ‘not that innocent’), ‘I’m a Slave 4 U’ (in a barely there top and hip hugger jeans with sweat pouring off her **** body), and of course her **** stage performances where she was usually clad in corsettes and seethrough bodysuits, then her three-years-in-a-row appearances at the VMAs, all of which caused the biggest stirs of any past MTV Awards performance. Though Spears is more of a trailer trash tabloid fixture these days and less of the streamline **** young pop diva she once was, the men who were polled (between the ages of 18 and 54) have all exrpessed hope that she will make a hot comeback and get back to her ‘sexiest woman alive’ self.”

Credit: Men’s Health

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