19????? I better have mis-read that ****! Take out the 9!

Maxim has announced their annual “Hot 100,” a list of the world’s most beautiful women according to Maxim magazine and their readers.

Britney placed in the top 20, coming in at #19:


“Even after shaving her head, losing primary custody of her kids, shitting the bed at the VMAs, and dating a blood-sucking paparazzo, we’re still pulling for the pop tart turned punch line. The girl still oozes genuine sexiness, and if anyone can make a comeback, it’s her.”

They could have put that a little nicer…

Rounding out the top ten are Ashley Tisdale (hey, her nose is an added bonus!) at #10, Lindsay Lohan at #9 (lyke omg Lindsay Lohan like), & Christina Aguilera and her thunder thighs at #8, with swimsuit model Marissa Miller taking the top spot.

Congrats Britney!

CLICK HERE for a complete list of the Hot 100.

(And yes, that picture above is a composite. Blame my Starbucks frapp for making me not sit still and wanting to make ****.)

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