Britney performed on Friday, but I spaced it.

Britney Army, it is time I realize I am no spring chicken. My back is achey, my memory is slipping; I forgot Britney had a Piece Of Me show Friday night in Vegas.

Stone me, slay me, do what you must. This offense is unforgivable, but before my untimely death, please READ THROUGH THIS THREAD IN EXHALE for all the updates from Friday’s performance.

And while you’re sharpening your knives, SEE PHOTOS FROM HER FRIDAY NOV. 7 SHOW HERE.

Sorry bout that!