Britney Banned From Booty

October 2, 2011 By Jordan Miller

Britney is not allowed to do the dirty with her husband boyfriend during her tour, reports the Daily Star. They claim they’re being forced to sleep in separate rooms just in case.

A source close to Britney said: “The no-*** rule works for sportsmen, so why not? Over the past couple of years Britney’s worked really hard to earn her pop princess crown back.

“She’s never looked better than she does now, both in herself and as a performer, and Jamie is just trying to make sure she doesn’t do anything to jeopardize that. This tour is a crucial time for her, especially after some of her previous performances showed her in a less favorable light with people mocking the way she looked and performed.”

“He wants her to focus only on her work as an artist, which means she saves her energy for the stage, maintains the level of fitness she’s achieved with the hard work she’s put in and stays mentally positive.”

No junk food, no alcohol, no ***? BRB jumping off cliff!

BS alert!