Fashion statement … Britney

BRITNEY SPEARS is in da house.
We all know she’s been going through a bit of an identity crisis of late – transforming from virginal schoolgirl to spotty slob via *** vamp.

Now she thinks she’s a rapper.

With one leg of her tracksuit bottoms rolled up above her knee she’s following in the footsteps of her homies.


Spree … Kevin is left holding the bags

And in true rapper style she’s also been flashing the plastic while on the shopping spree with fiancé KEVIN FEDERLINE.

The pair – due to marry in November – stocked up on candles, vases and checked out sofas in Los Angeles.


Plastic friend … star flashes credit card

Mind you, I reckon she looks a bit daft – more ALI G than EMINEM. Aiieee!

And by the way, you can tell who earns the cash in this couple . . . and it’s not the one left to carry all the bags.

the sun — and please don’t freak out at me for posting this, we all know the sun is trashy.

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