Breaking: Rihanna Registered A Song Titled "Burritos"

The headline says it all.

How can any pop artist compete with this? I mean, Madonna could literally have the other 10 songs she recorded leak right now, and it’d remain irrelevant because Rihanna has a new song titled “Burritos” registered on BMI.

It’s written by Giorgio Tuinfort, so we thank him for that.

Not only that, she registered another called “Ehh” written by Eleiseo Deleon Perfecto.

Flawless. She wins.

I’m hungry