Breaking: Christina Aguilera Has A Song Titled “Waves”

December 24, 2014 By Jordan Miller

Breaking: Christina Aguilera Has A Song Titled "Waves"

Christina Aguilera registered a new song this week called “Waves.”

When Xtina isn’t turning away autographs at Disneyland, she’s in the recording studio making new music! She made a song called “Waves,” and it can only mean one of several things:

  • She’s waving to basic ******* as she passes by them on the 101 in her blacked out Escalade (umm, we can’t see inside).
  • What happens when she gets in and out of the hot tub.
  • What she’ll create in the pop music world when her new single drops.
  • The song’s co-written by Maggie Chapman, David Hall Hodges and Meghan Shahnaz Kabir.

    Are you excited for new Xtina’s “Waves?”

    The answer is yes. Yes you are.

    Might even be better than Rihanna’s “Burritos.”