Bodyguard Turned Paparazzo

June 29, 2008 By Jordan Miller

Britney’s bodyguard, the one she probably dislikes the most, has been filming Britney as of late. Very curious… It’s bad enough she has a million paps on her *** – she doesn’t need her own security doing it too. And please don’t tell me it’s for some ******** documentary they’re planning. Her life is already documented – no need to have a camera angle from behind her head. And please don’t say it’s for some court evidence tralala. Next thing ya know her assistant Brett will have a spycam on her sunglasses… Wonder which mag he’s planning on selling the *~exclusive~* footage to. Sketch.