Big Rob, Britney’s “famous” old bodyguard, fell on his *** while rapping at a Jonas Brothers concert in Irvine, California two nights ago during the song “Burning Up.” Took him like 5 minutes to get back up. Hence the “big.”
Dear Big Rob,
Stick to being a bodyguard. Not a rap super star.
ps – Jonas Brothers stole Felicia and Big Rob away from us. I’d take those two anyday over the 5 foot nothing bald dude and Brett. Ya dig?