Beyonce’s New Album Is “Beyond Awesome,” Saves Red Lobster

February 9, 2016 By Jordan Miller

Beyonce’s new album is described as “beyond awesome,” improves Red Lobster sales overnight.



Beyonce hasn’t confirmed she’ll drop a new album, probably because it will be a surprise again, but wonder no more… Beyonce’s stylist, Ty Hunter, appeared on Monday’s episode of Watch What Happens Live as the guest bartender and not only confirmed its existence, but alluded the LP is finished. “I’ve heard the new album and it’s beyond awesome,” Hunter said.

Speaking of… Beyonce boosted Red Lobster’s sales by 33 percent due to the mention in her new song “Formation” (“When he **** me good I take his *** to Red Lobster, cause I slay”), a rep for the company tells CNN.

Beyond awesome.

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