Zayn Malik just told Louis Tomlinson to get a life, so don't expect to see One Direction reunite any time soon.
It all started when Louis went in for round two with UK producer Naughty Boy - who Zayn has been working with closely in the studio over the past few months - when he replied to a picture of him and Zayn with an immature high school tweet.
Remember when you were 12 and you used to think those Mac filters for your pictures were cool haha ! Some people still do HA!
— Louis Tomlinson (@Louis_Tomlinson) May 6, 2015
From there it was an embarrassing back-and-forth between Louis and Naughty Boy comparing their résumés and name-dropping Sam Smith that was just cringeworthy for everyone involved - until, this time, Zayn got involved to stick up for his buddy.
This is where things got interesting: in 2015, no one really knows what Zayn Malik is going to do but I don't think anybody expected to see the mysterious skinhead reply, never mind an attack on his ex-bandmate.
So, Twitter took one collective gasp and collapsed into a state of Caps Lock and nonsensical tweets when he dropped all phucks and basically told Louis to log out of Twitter and get a life.
@Louis_Tomlinson remember when you had a life and stopped making bitchy comments about mine ?
— zaynmalik (@zaynmalik) May 6, 2015
To be honest, I don't care much for One Direction - for me it was always about Malik - and Louis' attempts to stir up drama online are pretty pathetic so I am all for Zayn growing a personality and making the split interesting.
Also, one of their psychotic Directioners have found that Zayn has apparently unfollowed all four of his ex-bandmates on Twitter.