Christina Aguilera let Xtina come out to play during her baby shower on Saturday, celebrating with that provocative cake - forcing me to picture what she'll actually look like giving birth.
Only 50 friends and family members attended the intimate gathering - the rest were too scared of getting picked up and swallowed whole during the cake cutting.
"Christina is doing great," a source tells E! News. "She's really glowing. She's feeling great and isn't tired at all."
So not tired that her baby shower lasted until midnight. Again, the guests were too scared to leave until Madam Tina allowed it.
"Partygoers feasted on breaded chicken, veggie burgers, sliders, fresh salads, tomatoes and burrata and mini grilled cheese sandwiches. Cocktails and mocktails were served, all boasting cute occasion-apropos names such as Baby Bellini, Mommy Moonshine, It's Almost Time and Pink Cheek."
The source added, " She can't wait to meet her baby girl."