Katy Perry debuted the music video for one of my favorite songs of the summer, "This Is How We Do," and in true Kitty Purry fashion it's bright and colorful - a mix between Reading Rainbow and 80's Madonna pop.
The video really has no plot, so thank you Katy for saving me a minute of synopsis. Instead, here are 14 of the best moments that I either like or where I question the video's integrity:
Let's be real. Katy doesn't cook for herself.
Playing ping pong under a black light would be awesome! Just not in my bedroom...
This is her Liza Minnelli impression.
Cute, innocent, 'tee hee I love ice cream!' Now THAT'S the Katy Perry I know and love.
That Illuminati symbol though.
What kind of car is that and where can I get one? Seems like low maintenance.
Their Mariah Carey impersonator..........
Then all of a sudden she disappears.
Her Honey Boo impression. Oh, and that Illuminati earring.
Katy says: "Shout out to all you kids buying bottle service with your rent money! RESPECT!" Then shows a portrait of Aretha Franklin, so yeah.
This ice cream sandwich is really horny.
Who is this and is that his phone number?
My dad making a cameo.
This twerking ice cream cone duck.
Watch it here: