Watch Madonna’s Cameo-Heavy “Bitch I’m Madonna” Video


The “Bitch, I’m Madonna” video may have been late but it was definitely worth the wait.

Madonna gathered together some of pop’s #rebelheart princesses to throw a huge party honouring her legacy in the Jonas Åkerlund-directed clip, which has premiered as yet another TIDAL exclusive.

The cameo-heavy visual opens with four little girls dressed up in Madge’s iconic wedding dress and then plays out like a neon-filtered “We Can’t Stop” 2.0 as she runs riot through a hotel suite kissing younger men and… well, being Madonna.

Beyoncé, Katy Perry, Kanye West, Miley Cyrus and Nicki Minaj (via flatscreen TV, no less) are just a few of the stars to celebrate with the Queen of Pop in the video. Chris Rock, Diplo, some girl called Rita and Alexander Wang also making brief appearances. Sadly, there’s no Britney.

Although, being the “Rebel Heart” era, something has went wrong and the premiered video crashed at 3:19 so maybe (just MAYBE) the former Kabbalah sisters reenact their infamous kiss in the last 40 seconds?

Anyway, those who compared it to “Bad Blood” will be embarrassed when they realise Taylor doesn’t have even one-hundredth of the effortless slay featured in “Bitch I’m Madonna” – even with the technical difficulties.

UPDATE: the full video is now available and a kind Madonna stan on the interweb has uploaded it in HQ for us all to watch. Funnily enough, the last 40 seconds does include a faux-lesbian kiss but Britney isn’t the other woman this time.

Check it out, below.

I think she just saved “Rebel Heart!”