Trump’s A Fucking Mess

Where’s Rosie when you need her? The Trump has opened his big mouth without thinking yet again. His targets this time? Hollywood’s biggest starlets. Trump has expressed interest in having Britney, Paris, & Lindsay on his show “Celebrity Apprentice” a.k.a. the next Surreal Life. The New York Post describes it as “the celebrity version of “The Apprentice,” the stars will raise money for various charities during the competition in which they vie to work for Trump.”

Trump’s sharp tongue continues to say: “We’re negotiating with Britney right now. Can you imagine her doing it?” Trump told Page Six. “We’re not sure what will happen. She’s a fucking mess. And that little reality show she had did nothing. But she likes the idea of being on television and I think she’d be great.”

As for Paris & Lindsay: “Hilton, he adds, “wants to be on, and we’re thinking about it, but I don’t know if we’re going to do it.” And Lohan? “Another fucking mess. We haven’t asked her yet, but I’m going to call her this week. It would a positive thing for her to do . . . for all of them,” he says.

Last time I checked your last show “The Apprentice” bombed in the ratings!

You’re fired! Britney — Just. Say. No.