This Week’s Tabloid Mess

Why is In Touch such a fuckin downer every week? Seriously, just make a friggin "Who's Hot & Who's Not" issue for once in your life - stop being so damn dramatic! Anyway, this week's headline says "New book's sad claim: Britney's life was worse than anyone knew." I guess they're talking about Lynne's new memoir, or at least I hope they are. Kind of. I can't handle anyone else putting a book out about her; I'd be bummed. Unless it's London writing a book, no one wants to read it! Guess we'll have to wait and see...

Moving on to a more positive cover, check out Life & Style this week (I never thought I'd say "positive" and "Life & Style" in the same sentence). As summer nears an end (seriously... I have classes in like 2 hours. UGH), L&S names the best and worst summer moments including Britney's new sexy bikini body (I just wanted to use parenthesis again). Congrats Brit!

No covers for People, Us Weekly, Star or OK! this week.