This Week’s Tabloid Mess

September 10 2008, 10:30 am

Jesus, Britney is on 6 tabloid covers this week. And here are the other 5...




Let's kick it off with Britney sharing the cover of People Magazine with John McCain and his family. Gag, I wonder who she's voting for? The headline reads "Britney's mom breaks her silence." Maybe silence wasn't such a bad thing...

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It's ok, because Star Magazine has decided to run the same story! Yipee! Only People Magazine is like a classy pimp, and Rats Mag is the trashy 5-cent hooker. Their headline reads "Britney & Jamie Lynn betrayed by mom! - in tell all book."

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Dejavu - Us Weekly's writing the same shit. "Britney: Her mom's shocking tell-all."

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It's scary when one of the worst tabs of them all is celebrating Britney's big VMA wins... Life & Style's headline reads "Britney's VMA joy - why it's causing controversy." Controversy? What the hell it's not like she did anything crazy like dance with a snake or kiss a girl. Well, not this year anyway...

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And finally, Life & Style also features Brit on the cover. "New fears: who's stalking Britney?" I promise it's not me! Only from 1-3am I swear!