"No! What?! Right. I can give you a definite no on that. In one word: No. In two words, hell, no!"
- Kid Rock, on Ryan Seacrest's KIIS-FM show Wednesday to promote his single "All Summer Long," discussing the possibility of teaming up with Britney Spears for a special VMA performance. 8.13.08.
"The left side of my face seems to be melting off of my skull. I guess I am looking directly into the Ark of the Covenant? Are they going for the Bell's palsy thing here? My left side looks like Britney Spears' vagina."
- Dane Cook in a Myspace blog whining about his new movie poster for his upcoming film My Best Friend's Girl. 8.12.08.
"I have to have fun with it or I'll turn into Britney - shave my head and go totally crazy."
- Solange Knowels, describing herself when people ask about her famous sister Beyonce. 8.13.08.