Merry Xmas, everyone!
Hi, it's me. MEEE! Jordan Miller. No, I'm not high. I am, however, full of ham and egg nog.
I wanted to wish you all a very merry Christmas!
Did you go anywhere cool? Do anything fun? Get any cool gifts? Break up a fight between your lesbian aunt and her new girlfriend?
Now here's a photo of me with a vacuum:
Thank you mom for the vacuum I think pic.twitter.com/H8z0sQT07J
— BreatheHeavy.com (@breatheheavycom) December 26, 2014