The 1000 Funniest Things Britney Ever Said Countdown

The 1000 Funniest Things Britney Ever Said Countdown

Britney's not so open to candid interviews or talking to the lessors, so when she does say something it becomes The Army's gold.

Fans are counting down the 1000 funniest quotes Britney's ever said.

Our first 10:

1000. Eat it, lick it, snort it, fuck it!
999. Fanta, FANTA no coke
998: Hey baby, when are you gonna get on a diet?...
997: You Fat Fuck!
996. You're lying!
995. Go the light. Go to the light and see Jesus.
994. Drive safe, don't smoke weed, and rock out with your cocks out! Peace motherfuckers!
993. My pussy is hanging out!
992. How y'all feeling?
991. I cant hear you!
990. I love vanilla candles

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