You woke up like this.
Smart people listen to U2 and dumb people listen to Beyonce, according to research by a software developer who had way too much time on his hands.
He correlated peoples' SAT scores from various colleges with artists who had the most "likes" on Facebook and created a nifty little graph to show how unintelligent we're supposed to be based off our music.
Intelligent people listen to Sufjan Stevens, Bob Dylan, The Shins, the Counting Crows. Meanwhile, Lil Wayne, Beyoncé, The Used, and gospel music are for us idiots.
Here's the chart:
Britney or Christina didn't even land make the study, so I don't know what that implies.
BreatheHeavy readers, are you dumb or smart?