Calvin Harris Is Laughing Off Taylor Swift’s Spectacle With Tom Hiddleston

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Swift. Taylor Swift.

Calvin Harris thinks Taylor Swift flying to the U.K. to meet new boyfriend Tom Hiddleston’s parents is “f*****g laughable.”

Understandable, considering she reportedly never met his’ parents, whom also reside in the U.K., after 15 months of dating because it was apparently too far.

Sidenote: Swift toured the entire globe last year on the 1989 tour.

Swift is knee-deep in a painfully obvious publicity stunt to show the world how madly in love she is with Hiddleston, and it’s a bit nauseating. We can’t confirm she’s hiring paparazzi to conveniently appear wherever she is (her latest photo-op took place in Rome today where the two were spotted waking hand-in-hand and kissing in public).

It’s desperate looking, and despite Harris being understandably “bewildered and astonished” about the whole thing, TMZ is reporting he feels like he dodged a bullet.

And in a sad turn of events, the site is also reporting a source claims Taylor has her claws into Hiddleston to “lock down a Bond girl role … IF [Hiddleston] becomes the new James Bond, as rumored.”

I’m not biting that bait, but there’s something awfully fishy about all of this.

Meanwhile Tay Tay is all…



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