New Tabloid Covers

next there's some secret (not anymore) britney spears divorce settlement scandal set to the tune of thirteen million dollars (i think kfed only walked off with a cool million - not too shabby - i wouldn't turn it down!) i said it last week and i'll say it again - she needs to stay off the blue contacts - seriously they should stop manufacturing them - i loathe color contacts! (so wrong!) neighboring ms. spears is the latest liposuction disaster (there's too many of these disasters - doctors should retire that option!) we all know who by now...oh yes it's my gal courtney love - damn she needs to stop prancing around hawaii wearing a bikini w/ visible scars and get her ass back in the recording studio where she belongs!