New “Bitch I’m Madonna” Remixes

New "Bitch I'm Madonna" Remixes

Madonna’s “Bitch I’m Madonna” remixes are out, and they’re horrendous.

I’m aware that might discourage you from listening to them, I’m also aware I cannot tell a lie.

We love when artists re-record vocals, add creative backgrounds from innovative producers and alter the vibe of the original song to something dreamy. But often a track is remixed with a jillion choppy cuts and club beats that retracts from its initial vibe. Inserting synth horns and a deep robotic voice does not make for a flawless remix, and unfortunately Madonna’s latest batch for her new single “Bitch I’m Madonna” featuring Nicki Minaj misses the mark (the only one that’s tolerable is “Sander Kleinberg Club Mix”). Remixes aren’t a crucial part of a single’s release, but they could be, and the music video set to debut sooner than later features cameos from Katy Perry to Miley Cyrus, so we’ll hold tight.

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