Mondays With Britney Spears


8:50 am - Don't be late. Don't be late. Don't be late.

9:00 am - Morning meeting.

9:01 am - Morning meeting.

9:02 am - Morning meeting.

10 am - Co-worker you can't stand asks how your weekend was.

11:00 am - OK, I'm awake. Let's get to work.

12:00 pm -

12:30 pm - Co-worker asks you to lunch.

12:45 Faking giving a shit at lunch with your co-worker.

1:00 pm - Back at work and your boss asks 'how was lunch?'

1:10 pm - Overhearing a co-worker gossip about how ~drunk they got this weekend.~

1:11 pm - You know you were drunker.

2:00 pm - Chug that 5-hour energy!

3:00 pm - They want that project done by when?!

4:30 pm - Almost 5.

5:00 pm - FREEDOM!

5:01 pm - Boss asks you to finish one last thing. 'It'll just take a minute.'

6:01 pm

6:05 pm - and one more for good measure.

You can do it! Friday is just around the corner...