From Disney child star, to rebellious young adult to... a baby?
Miley Cyrus may have put away the strap-ons and titty-pasties for her latest self-directed music video alongside Diamond Martel, but it's still bizarre nonetheless.
In her latest Miley Cyrus & Her Dead Petz visual, Cyrus makes the case that sometimes the mushiness in a relationship makes us feel like a "dumbass bitch." That's why she's dressed up in infant outfits throughout the clip, to rebel against acts of PDA and open affection.
"I have no idea what the fuck I want I guess," Cyrus admits in the intro of the song. From there, it's bubble baths with inflatable rubber duckies, provocative stares from inside a crib and dancing in an oversized diaper. We're choosing to believe she's not intentionally sexualizing the kids theme and instead aims for the message that outward loving makes her feel powerless, but then again... she's just being Miley.
"You know what," Cyrus rants, "in the beginning it was like we were fucking homies and shit and then all of a sudden you started with some fucking baby goo-goo tongue down my fucking throat. I mean, even in front of your mom. Dude, as if I'm not fucking awkward enough. I mean, you put me in these fucking situations where I look like a dumbass bitch and I'm not a fucking dumbass bitch. You know, like, I hate all that fucking PDA, I probably hate it more than your fucking friends do. You know, it's sweet and you couldn't be more opposite of my last dickhead but I don't know if I can get over the fucking goo."
Sometimes, being in love in your twenties makes you miss your mommy.