Madonna: “If You Vote For Hillary Clinton I Will Give You A Blowjob”

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Whatever happened to "we only got four minutes to save the world?"

Madonna was a surprise standup comedian at Amy Schumer’s Madison Square Garden show, where she encouraged Millennials attending to get out there and vote! In the most Madonna of ways.

"If you vote for Hillary Clinton, I will give you a blowjob," Madonna joked (please be joking). “And I’m good," she continued. "I’m not a douche and I’m not a tool. I take my time. I have a lot of eye contact. And," (brace yourselves) "I do swallow.”


My commentary:



Earlier this week, 200 people walked out of Schumer's show in Florida because she called Donald Trump an “orange, sexual-assaulting, fake-college-starting monster.”

After the show, Madonna took to Instagram to share some kind words about Schumer.

"So much fun opening up for @amyschumer at Madison Square Garden tonight!! 🍾🍾🍾🍾. It was short but it was sweet (like me). I'm forever changed! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 Love you Amy!!"

She added: "Love and Respect this woman so much!! Thanks for letting me get on your stage! It was AWESOME!! @amyschumer 🎉🎉🎉🙏🏻💘😂🍾🍾 you were AWESOME!"

Also, on a side note... Google Image's auto search pulled this result up when searching for an image to use and I felt compelled to share:


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