Lorde: I Said Diplo Has A Tiny Penis Because…

November 19 2014, 12:21 pm

Lorde: I Said Diplo Has A Tiny Penis Because...

No explanation needed, but Lorde clarifies why she dissed Diplo.

Last week, Diplo attempted to defend his girlfriend (and artist of the year, apparently) Katy Perry in her feud with Taylor Swift. He asked fans to start a fund to help Taylor Swift raise money to get a bigger behind, saying: “Someone should make a kickstarter to get taylor swift a booty.”

That pissed off Tay Tay’s bestie Lorde. She responded:

should we do something about your tiny penis while we’re at it hm

Here’s Lorde’s explanation why she went there:

“I love Wes and he’s a big brother to me and one of my first friends in the industry, and part of having a friendship with someone like that is not letting them say stupid shit,” Lorde told FADER about Diplo (His real name is Thomas Wesley Pentz). “Taylor’s my friend as well, and I’m a girl, and if I see some weird body-shaming on my feed I’m going to be like, ‘Hey man…’ We do still love each other, hopefully.”

“I’ve been notoriously quiet my whole life,” Lorde continued. “So it wasn’t until I started to be able to run a board meeting and direct people in the way I wanted things to go that I gained confidence as a leader. As a businessperson, I got confident in saying, ‘Hey, this is whack.'”

Don’t come for Taylor unless she sends for you. Otherwise she’ll unleash Lorde on your scaredy cat ass.