The offspring of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline will arrive in the world toting plenty of baggage, from a genetic weakness for Cheetos and super-sized Frappuccinos to the emotionally scarring parental scrapbook that is "Chaotic."
But the tot's hours in therapy could increase exponentially if the Britster follows through with her plan for a British-inspired moniker.
"Ever since I was a little girl I thought, for a boy I love Sean Preston -- or London Preston. Isn't London pretty?" Britney asks in the latest issue of Elle (via the London Mirror). "And for a girl I love Addison Shye. I think that's pretty."