And the vulture's all start circling (for seconds and thirds).
Tabloid magazines allege Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom broke up, but it's Thanksgiving and I'd like to believe Korlando is still going strong. By the way, a day after that report, Perry was seen "liking" photos on Bloom's Instagram, which is a surefire sign in 2016 they're fine.
Country Club Martini Crew, who've produced a couple of delicious Britney Spears remixes in recent times, basted Perry's Olympics anthem "Rise" with a mellow mid-tempo acoustic treatment that will perfectly soundtrack the night's festivities.
Grab some pumpkin pie and feast your eyes on this: