There is no Britney news.
Well, there is, but it's RUDE as fuck.
So, I am left with no other choice: Kevin Federline updates!
Don't get used to this:
A plump Kevin said nothing but kind things about Britney and her new man Jason Trawick at the 2nd Annual Ryan Sheckler X Games Celebrity Skins Classic golf tournament at the Coto de Cozo Golf and Racquet club in Coto de Cozo, Calif.
“I think it’s great,” he told OK!.
“I’m happy for her. I’m glad she’s doing good.”
As for Britney and Kevin's relationship? “It’s cordial. It’s cool," said Kevin.
"The whole situation is good right now.”
And by "whole situation" he means a Double Double with no onion and Animal-Style fries at In-N-Out.
Image: Getty via TMZ