::gasps for air::
Jason Alexander, Britney's first husband (of 55 hours), got arrested for drunk driving. Well, it's not THAT funny. It was hilarious in my head when I first read it.
According to Pulledover.com, Jason Alexander "is behind bars in Los Angeles, serving a 10-day sentence for drunk driving."
Jason was sentenced to jail time "after failing to complete a court ordered alcohol rehabilitation program for a 2006 DUI arrest," according to Star magazine.
I know this isn't technically Britney news, but it makes me feel better about my life. Cue the "OH Jordan STFUs!"
Don't drop the soap!