John Mayer Sucks, Kelly’s Life Sucks Without Britney



John Mayer doesn't know when to shut the fuck up. Even when he sings!

Mayer made fun of Britney's song writing skills yesterday morning on Ryan Seacrest's 102.7 KIIS FM show in L.A. Wednesday morning.

He joked that all her songs are "about, 'I'm going out tonight, but nobody look at me...'" Mayer added, "I've never met her and I'm not coming down on her but all the songs are sorta like, 'I'm getting all my girls together, we're gonna go out...' and like, 'I've got holes cut out for t**s, I've got flashlights on me.' And it's like, 'Why is everybody looking at me, everybody's looking at me.'

"It's been so successful for her that I'm doing it too."

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Kelly Clarkson, unlike Mayer, had kinds words to say bout Britney. Saying she loves Britney and her music, placing "Toxic" and "Slave" in her top 20 ultimate pop diva videos. Click to stream (@ 1:25):