Johhny Depp Wants His Own Golden Ticket

Isn’t Johnny Depp just the coolest man alive? Not only has he just been enveloped in chocolate and oompah loompahs for the remake of ‘Charlie and the Chocolate Factory’ – but he too wants to see Britney, legs akimbo, spawning Baby Britters when the time comes in September.
When asked what he’d do with a winning golden ticket, Depp told NotW: “I would like to bear witness to the birth of Britney Spears’ baby.”
Well seeing as she’s supposedly having the whole messy ordeal filmed for a reality tv special, it seems that Johnny may well have his wildest dreams fulfilled. All he need’s now is a bowl of popcorn and a sick bag.

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