Jessica Simpson’s Bizarre HSN Appearance: Watch

Jessica Simpson's Bizarre HSN Appearance: Watch

Note to self: drink water prior to appearing on television.

While we eagerly await new music from Jessica Simpson, the “Irresistible” singer stopped by the Home Shopping Network to promote her billion dollar brand, particularly her “Kiss Me” super-skinny gray jeans, and in the process was seen swaying and rambling on and appeared intoxicated (ALLEGEDLY).

“Ashlee is, like, the best at wearing gray,” Simpson said, adding, “Like, she’s very rock ‘n’ roll, but there’s something about a gray, that’s, like, sexy. Maybe it’s her and her husband (Evan Ross), they share jeans. …I have no idea. …I dunno, there’s just something hot about them.”

Simpson’s mother Tina took over not long after.

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This isn’t the first time Simpson’s been accused of appearing effed up on TV, and unfortunately where there’s smoke… there’s Chardonnay.