No I'm not in jail getting my mugshot taken like Jason Alexander is (see above) for drinking and driving! But thanks for the concern.
See, I decided to take a 12-hour mental break from updating, and as a result received about a dozen emails asking me if I'm OK. Someone even asked if I died; not sure if that email was cause they care or because they needed an address to send over their condolences and a "see ya in hell!" note. I'll go with the first one!
Irregardless (I know, that's not a word), I'm baaaack.
Now BRB while I go frame and hang that picture above to remind myself of how not to let my life go down the drain.