Iggy Azalea Will NOT Appear on Shakira’s Forthcoming Album, Sources Confirm

There you have it - 'it's false!' But why no Iggy, Shakira? Are her hips not honest enough? Are her breasts not small and humble? Are you planning a secret collab with Azaelia Banks? Or was it just never a logical idea and a frankly strange suggestion in the first place?

What do you think? Disappointed or relieved by this news?