Some fans give away free tanning sessions
for buying "Ooh La La"
on iTunes, others whore themselves out! Proud member Megan Fox.
responded in true stan fashion to pursuers on Grindr*: You'll get some... if you buy Britney's single!
I guess that gives a whole other meaning to "take my hand we can go all night!"
Check out more of these hilarious exchanges in XRAY.
*Straights: It's an App for gay guys to locate by GPS another gay guy. Seriously.
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