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BritneyLover

They made her sacrifice...

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Britney released Mona Lisa in an attempt to break free.

So they granted her that freedom and after all the chaos she achieved having a normal life, her kids back, and being happy and cute.

But she had to give something in exchange, the thing she loved the most: her dancing skills.

Like the little mermaid you know

 

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6 hours ago, BritneyLover said:

 

But she had to give something in exchange, the thing she loved the most: her dancing skills.

Like the little mermaid you know

 

The Little Mermaid didn't have legs, so sacrificing her dancing skills wasn't that big of an issue. :Lshark:

(Yes, I realize this was intended to be an analogy pertaining to Ariel losing her voice, but since Britney doesn't sing anymore either, you could've just made a direct parallel between the two and had a cleaner conspiracy theory). :Lshark:

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1 hour ago, Diamond Horse said:

duh

aliens ofc

and they have abducted the real Britney so that they could dance till their planets end

and what we have is her clone

And Till the World Ends was the last song she ever made a video for. That’s why she looks so much fitter in the IWG video and on the FF tour. It’s also why her voice sounded funny on S&S, they hadn’t tuned her properly :urite:

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13 minutes ago, Pinky98 said:

And Till the World Ends was the last song she ever made a video for. That’s why she looks so much fitter in the IWG video and on the FF tour. It’s also why her voice sounded funny on S&S, they hadn’t tuned her properly :urite:

:gloria:

So much truth in one reply

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