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Work Bitch: The Motivational Song Of The Decade

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“Work Bitch” is also the ultimate motivation anthem, suitable for several scenarios.

+ Gymney

“You want a hot body? Look hot in a bikini? You better work bitch.”

Screw Jenny Craig — Brit Brit’s your new personal trainer! Not since the days of Britney’s Dance Beat has The Holy Spearit ever come for your physical fitness so hard. You can eat all the Cheetos and cheesy grits you want, as long as you remember to put in work at the gym (bitch). Do some yoga, run backwards on the treadmill, lift your fingers to the sky — you’ll be getting those “I’m A Slave 4 U” abs in no time.

+ Politicalney

First of all, “Go call the police, go call the governor” is an obvious allusion to the current New York mayoral election.

But aside from being informed on a state level, Brit Brit is also concerned about the economic welfare of our nation: “You better work bitch” is an almighty command, urging us all as a people to pause our For The Record DVDs, climb out of bed and seek employment — perhaps as a DJ, a circus performer, a Phonography professor or even a hypnotherapist. Early predictions suggest that the release of “Work Bitch” alone will bring the unemployment rate down to %0.3, made up exclusively of what American philosopher Amanda Bynes has referred to as “ugly people.”

According to political pundits, President Obama has already submitted “Work Bitch” to be considered as the official theme for Labor Day.

britney lgbt Britney Spears, Work Bitch: A Complete Breakdown of Britneys New Single

+ LGBT Warriorney

Back in June, Britney tweeted that she was recording a song “4 All My Boys.”

While there were plenty of speculation about the “boys” in question, only one set of boys really fits the bill for a new Britney single: The Gays. “Work Bitch,” of course, is a reference to RuPaul‘s iconic 1992 LGBT anthem “Supermodel (You Better Work).” While there’s no sign of RuPaul’s actual song (apart from her signature catchphrase), “Work Bitch” is a relentless 4-to-the-floor banger, equipped with a searing EDM pulse that bangs against the speakers at the exact rate of a drag queen metronome.

Yet again, the Out Magazine cover story icon is tearing down walls and making inroads toward LGBT equality by bravely championing the community’s universal desire to look hot in a bikini and party in France, rendering similar efforts by lesser pop stars formally irrelevant.

Britney displays generosity with "party in France" is France struggling with tourism? unemployment? France, no need to worry Britney is your savior.


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LMAOOOOOOO

 

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The impact.. I mean.. it is sure to be remembered decades centuries from now. 

What kinda inspirational song to all the lazy fucks in the world, get up and work it out bitch

 

dont say you want a hot body, get one bitch

 

work bitch

 

I am the bad bitch!

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The impact.. I mean.. it is sure to be remembered decades centuries from now. 

What kinda inspirational song to all the lazy fucks in the world, get up and work it out bitch

 

dont say you want a hot body, get one bitch

 

work bitch

 

I am the bad bitch!

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Godney to other pop stars on her leaked lead single:

 

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Born this way who?fireworks who?.....stop whining and you bettah work bitch!

They have all tried it but no one has perfected it like the Queen of Pop: Britney Spears. 

Britney is telling everyone to WORK

She is a saint, she will lower unemployment rates, and she was generous enough to increase tourism revenue in France. 

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They have all tried it but no one has perfected it like the Queen of Pop: Britney Spears. 

Britney is telling everyone to WORK

She is a saint, she will lower unemployment rates, and she was generous enough to increase tourism revenue in France. 

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At least Britney isnt monopolizing the gays :drown:

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Godney to other pop stars on her leaked lead single:

 

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It's a shame the others forget to take notes from Godney

 

Lady Gaga comes out with a self obsessed song "Applause" 

Katy Perry comes out with another generic "self empowerment" song: Roar

and Godney perfects it like usual, stepping outside of her comfort zone and taking a risk, she lets everyone know they need to WORK, if they want that good life, they gotta WORK!

She will lower unemployment rates worldwide

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I thought "governor" is slang for police or somethin....

Work bitch is a gay anthem in some ways tbh

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It's a shame the others forget to take notes from Godney

 

Lady Gaga comes out with a self obsessed song "Applause" 

Katy Perry comes out with another generic "self empowerment" song: Roar

and Godney perfects it like usual, stepping outside of her comfort zone and taking a risk, she lets everyone know they need to WORK, if they want that good life, they gotta WORK!

She will lower unemployment rates worldwide

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#Spears2016

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