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Dark Paradise ~The Satta Version~

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The Story of Dark Paradise

A Bedtime Story from Izzy


Once upon a time there was a world called Exhale.
All of whom worship Godney Spearus.
Godney Spearus gave keys to the Exhale World to an Arch-Angel
That Arch-Angel is Jordan Miller
Then Arch-Angel Jordan gave other keys to his Titans.
His Titans included Kayla, Hollow, George...
And his most beautiful Titan Jade
All was well in the land world of Exhale
It was ran by royalty, businessmen and poverty stricken flops.
The poverty stricken flops were all those who hated Pope of all Pop Music Madonna.
That is why they are in poverty and deserve to be on welfare.
No one paid for their tax program since the government isn't in debt
This is a perfect world and we aren't in Trillion dollars of debt
So the government can handle paying for them without making us pay.
Anywho...
They all respected the Titans
Received holy truth and word from the Arch-Angel
All of whom still worship Godney Spearus
One day Titan Jade got rebellious and turned on everyone.
Titan Jade wanted to be ruler of Exhale.
A great battle happen in the heavens in which Titan Jade beat all of the other Titans
Titan Jade wasn't finished.
Titan Jade came to the Exhale World and created a long war with the people.
The poverty stricken flops were the first to go since they cant afford guns or Madonna's tickets.
Queen Flopga, Royal to the Exhale World knew that Titan Jade was just too strong.
Queen Flopga summoned his special and most rad Knight, Izzy to find help.
Queen Flopga told Izzy that there is a powerful Hungarian Angel that could help.
This powerful Angel was once a Titan but decided to become an angel.
An angel isolated and living in peace and only wants to be called if in dire need.
Knight Izzy got on her most faithful Unicorn, Gagamon, and they rode around the world for help.
Tired and hungry, Knight Izzy went into the forest to find fruit.
When all seemed lost Knight Izzy came across an artist who was painting in the forest.
Knight Izzy asked the painter if she could find something to eat because she was hungry.
The painter looked up into her eyes and said "It's not I am Hungary... it's Hungarian, like me"
Knight Izzy, shocked, knew who it was and told him everything that has happened.
Suddenly, the painter threw off his coat and his wings blasted open and they all flew back
The Hungarian Angel fought Titan Jade in a bloody match that got rid of North Korea.
Everyone hates North Korea.
The Hungarian Angel killed Titan Jade and cast her worthless body in the depths of Hades
A horrible place where Racists, Rapists, Murderers and Rihanna stans were burned forever.
Everyone was happy and Exhale was going to be back to normal.
The Hungarian Angel was about to go back into the forest to disappear.
But Knight Izzy begged for him to stay with the people forever.
He did under a couple of conditions...
He receive a force of businessmen that stick by him.
Kyle. Skyler. Jawni.
He then receive a faithful bodyguard that stick by him.
Knight Izzy.
He then be called Gabriel and receive a Paradise for all of them to live.
A Dark Paradise.
And that is how this long ass thread was created.
So stop asking what the f**k its about.

f**k you. Go to sleep.

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Guest Kyle-x

f**k YES, f**k YOU JONNY, I GOT IT FIRST.

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Guest Kyle-x

And I'm getting the first post. :smokney:

Oh did you? :frog:

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Guest Danbriel

Home sweet home.

I tried to get it tbh.

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Guest Kyle-x

OMG YES AT LANA DEL GOD

CUMMING/

I'm gonna remove that frame.

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Guest Danbriel

And I'm getting the first post. :smokney:

Oh did you? :frog:

Check the edit nig. :smokney:

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Guest Danbriel

Home sweet home.

I tried to get it tbh.

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DP KREW tbh.

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Guest Kyle-x

And I'm getting the first post. :smokney:

Oh did you? :frog:

Check the edit nig. :smokney:

Muahahahah :smokney:

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Guest Danbriel

OMG YES AT LANA DEL GOD

CUMMING/

I'm gonna remove that frame.

orangu/

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Guest Jawni

Home sweet home.

I was supposed to say that, c**t.

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Guest Danbriel

OMG YES AT LANA DEL GOD

CUMMING/

And so it continues.

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Guest Kyle-x

Home sweet home.

I tried to get it tbh.

amicheee-best-friends-blonde-friends-girls-Favim.com-131597.jpg

DP KREW tbh.

Me, you and Sky are the blonde ones bullying the brunette, and the brunette is Jonny.

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Guest Danbriel

Home sweet home.

I was supposed to say that, c**t.

With post No. 15?

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Guest Jawni

Home sweet home.

I tried to get it tbh.

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We're so fab/

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Guest Kyle-x

OMG YES AT LANA DEL GOD

CUMMING/

I'm gonna remove that frame.

I hope you get aids.

I knew you were trouble when you walked in.

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Guest Danbriel

And I'm getting the first post. :smokney:

Oh did you? :frog:

Check the edit nig. :smokney:

Muahahahah :smokney:

Oh well. :smokney:

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Guest Jawni

Home sweet home.

I was supposed to say that, c**t.

With post No. 15?

I'll get a mod to move my post. :nahnah:

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