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IUSAtonight

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  1. "Born to Make You Happy" was playing in the dining area of my hotel in Turkey. Slay us with that international 99 blast from the past bop. :brit:

    1. IUSAtonight

      IUSAtonight

      Underated masterpiece. Sometimes could never :mhm: 

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  2. Who's watching Fear the Walking Dead? I've been wanting Nick and Troy to kiss during last episode, I feel kinda bad to have the teenage fanfictioner in me come back.

    :gloria:

    1. IUSAtonight

      IUSAtonight

      Never have. Are there gay moments happening? :janet: 

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  3. Going to Turkey on Saturday. Week long trip. Kind of afraid of flying but I'll get over it once I get to swim in a pool all day. :donewithit:

    1. IUSAtonight

      IUSAtonight

      Don't worry it's coming for all of us :imcute: 

      Are you going to Istanbul? I would be more worried about potential bombings than flying tbh :sipney: 

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  4. Going to Turkey on Saturday. Week long trip. Kind of afraid of flying but I'll get over it once I get to swim in a pool all day. :donewithit:

    1. IUSAtonight

      IUSAtonight

      Ooh have fun sweety. Is this your first time flying?

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  5. I watched porn with a midget today. Not one of my proudest faps but you gotta do what you gotta do, y'know?! :shameless:

    1. IUSAtonight

      IUSAtonight

      I don't think i've ever watched midget porn and i surely didn't fap to it but whatever works for you heney :chershade: 

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  6. The best thing that i did today was to watch Colin Farrell sex tape. :milkney: 

    1. IUSAtonight

      IUSAtonight

      I remember they both had some big ass bushes, although i watched it so long ago i could be confusing :receipts2:

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  7. There's this daddy who comes to where i work occasionally and i want him to leave his wife :idkney:

    1. IUSAtonight

      IUSAtonight

      Can't relate cause i love Jesus and holy Spirit is my everything but good for you and your boyfriend who enjoys the perks of your whorism. :urite:

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  8. Why are asian men so emasculated by literally every community? :squintney: I have this really, really cute asian dad who comes to pick up his daughter at school every day and we always end up passing each other. I'm kind of in love. :calculating: Living in a complete fantasy right now but my friends are calling me a rice queen because of this. :sickofu: Some of my girlfriends said that they would never date an asian and my gay friend said that all asians are ugly. F*cking nutjobs! :weirdmeout:

    1. IUSAtonight

      IUSAtonight

      Straight dad fantasies. Everybody has one :tiffsniffle:

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  9. Why are asian men so emasculated by literally every community? :squintney: I have this really, really cute asian dad who comes to pick up his daughter at school every day and we always end up passing each other. I'm kind of in love. :calculating: Living in a complete fantasy right now but my friends are calling me a rice queen because of this. :sickofu: Some of my girlfriends said that they would never date an asian and my gay friend said that all asians are ugly. F*cking nutjobs! :weirdmeout:

    1. IUSAtonight

      IUSAtonight

      Southern Europe isn't exactly liberated either :queenriri: 

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  10. Why are asian men so emasculated by literally every community? :squintney: I have this really, really cute asian dad who comes to pick up his daughter at school every day and we always end up passing each other. I'm kind of in love. :calculating: Living in a complete fantasy right now but my friends are calling me a rice queen because of this. :sickofu: Some of my girlfriends said that they would never date an asian and my gay friend said that all asians are ugly. F*cking nutjobs! :weirdmeout:

    1. IUSAtonight

      IUSAtonight

      Saying that all people of a race are ugly is fuckin stupid and racist. Good genes aren't a white (or any other race's) privilege :zoomzoom: Also not every person is attracted to the same type. 

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  11. There's this daddy who comes to where i work occasionally and i want him to leave his wife :idkney:

    1. IUSAtonight

      IUSAtonight

      Oh my god you whores :lostney:

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  12. There's this daddy who comes to where i work occasionally and i want him to leave his wife :idkney:

    1. IUSAtonight

      IUSAtonight

      Such a shame tbh. These daddys should make other people happy too. We have rights too :outwithit:

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  13. The "For the d*ck" challenge is such as mess.

    :lostney:

  14. The "For the d*ck" challenge is such as mess.

    :lostney:

    1. IUSAtonight

      IUSAtonight

      What is that? I need more informations. Want to try this asap, it sounds funky :outwithit:

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  15. I'm having suicidal thoughts right now :(

    1. IUSAtonight

      IUSAtonight

      Oh honey sorry about that :( Remember that things can always get better and as the other members said we're here for you if you want to talk to someone :hugs: 

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  16. Guys suck, is it easier being straight :calculating:

    1. IUSAtonight

      IUSAtonight

       A hole is a hole. That's what my grandma says :mattafact:

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  17. I feel like i want new friends but i don't know how to get them :calculating:

    1. IUSAtonight

      IUSAtonight

      Yeah me too and i always think that they don't like me :madonna:

       

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  18. I feel like i want new friends but i don't know how to get them :calculating:

    1. IUSAtonight

      IUSAtonight

      Oh honey :hugs:

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  19. I feel like i want new friends but i don't know how to get them :calculating:

  20. Hell month(s) have begun. Now I get to help plan a wedding menu and help cook it on top of the shadowcast sh!t I've already gotta do. Plus the Kesha concert on the 26th of this month, plus bleaching and dyeing my hair bright fucking red before the show, plus the wedding itself and the Witches Ball this year.

    :britdrown:

    The amount of time and effort I put into Rocky Horror without getting paid for it. Fuckin' Furter, indeed.

    1. IUSAtonight

      IUSAtonight

      That's great you have all these cool thing to do. Better being busy than bored :verycool:

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  21. My sister watching Taylor's new MV: "Is that Britney in the circus outfit, falling down after a foot-kick from Taylor?"

    :gloria:

    1. IUSAtonight

      IUSAtonight

      I heard other people assuming that this was a Britney reference but I don't see a reason. Unless she's mad that Britney forgot she met her. But honestly who wouldn't back then :mattafact:

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  22. I know I'm a little late to the party, but are there any fans of Once Upon a Time? :tiffsmoke:

    1. IUSAtonight

      IUSAtonight

      I was but i stopped watching cause it became sh!t :yaknow: 

  23. I woke up with some bites on me. I'm afraid it could be bed bugs :gross: I'm scared omg....

    1. IUSAtonight

      IUSAtonight

      I'm fine with spiders tbh as long as they're not the deadly ones. I'm not here for them killing me in my sleep :mattafact:

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  24. I woke up with some bites on me. I'm afraid it could be bed bugs :gross: I'm scared omg....

    1. IUSAtonight

      IUSAtonight

      I really can't tell omg :wendycry: it could be either. i'm praying that it was just a mosquito

      I guess i'll know if i see more bites or a bed bug :gross: 

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  25. My loneliness is killing me...for real :jlostare:

    1. IUSAtonight

      IUSAtonight

      Your single just for a day?? :jlostare: I would say just chill for a bit with that guy and see what's goin on. It's not like you have to do something right now. 

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