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Status Updates posted by BrittonJeanSpears

  1. @CashmereCat Sis, I need GIF-making tutorials. :crying11: I have QuickTime Player and I have stuff I want to screen record to convert into GIFs, but what do I do after I have the recording?

  2. So I had to put my dog down today... Britney's music really helped me through it. "Everytime (Ambient Remix", "Every Day", "My Baby", "Instant Deja Vu" and "Brightest Morning Star". I hope somewhere my little Sam is finally finding her much needed peace. :crying11: 

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    2. BrittonJeanSpears
    3. SlayOut


      I am so sorry for your loss, Britton. :( Saying goodbye to beloved pets is no easy thing; I don’t think we’re ever ready or prepared for that moment... I hope Sam feels at peace! Hang in there, Britton!

    4. BrittonJeanSpears


      :hugs: Thank you, sweetie.

  3. Anyone else getting logged out every other day? :icant2: 

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    2. If U Seek Me

      If U Seek Me

      I haven't needed to log in for months. I am never disconnected. I guess Jordan likes me. :queenflopga: icpcmr.gif

      @SlayOut: when will you? 2qk6mgi.gif

    3. BrittonJeanSpears
    4. If U Seek Me

      If U Seek Me

      The downside is that I am not sure I would remember my password if I ever get disconnected. ru4sbo.jpg

  4. Jordan, can you please fix whatever bug is causing the site to block any attempts at editing threads? I have a thread that I'll need to be updating on a (hopefully) regular basis and it won't let me edit.

  5. I don't know why everyone's all of a sudden bugging you on a 12 year old profile you probably never use anymore, but hi, Britney. Continue doing whatever makes you happy. You are blessed, you are loved and we will always be here.

  6. This is the realest thing I've seen all day lol


  7. Oh, joy... Taylor Swift is once again being a complete kunt to everyone in the music industry. Shocking.

  8. I haven't gotten my d*ck sucked since Christmas. God damn it.

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    2. BrittonJeanSpears


      I don't do hook-ups and I don't exactly have a line of suitors outside my door. :crying11: 

    3. SlayOut


      Yeah I don't do hookups either! :urite: But when I'm feeling in heat I just trust the touch of my hand! :TOMH:

    4. BrittonJeanSpears


      After 10 years of jacking off multiple times a day, masturbation just don't cut it anymore. :crying2: 

  9. Me whenever I listen to one of Britney's VMA performances in my room.


  10. Why are you so pretty? :thirsty: 

  11. Miranda Cosgrove was just arrested for prostitution, Drake and Josh are no longer speaking, and Josh is married... :crying2: The world has ended, y'all.

  12. @CashmereCat Nina, can you pretty please add more CryingNey emotes? :crying1::crying4::crying2::crying11:

    1. CashmereCat


      Which ones?  

    2. BrittonJeanSpears


      Any of these classics would be fine. :) 





  13. Yeah... Totally not creepy to log in here and find 31 notifications from the same person upvoting my posts from 2013. :eheeek:

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    2. Damsel in Distress

      Damsel in Distress

      I KNOW! Everytime I get notifications from him it freaks me out. :ugh:

    3. BritneyJeanSpearsOfficial


      Fucking wokeuplikethis downvoted me on my flawless  respond on a topic. So he needs to wakeuphispenis like asap if he wants to get a boyfriend/girlfriend :mhm:  :shadelaugh: 

    4. IUSAtonight


      :awww: you have your own exhale stalker

  14. I've really been fucking feeling Shakira lately. Never realized I've been listening to her music my whole life. :unbelievableney:

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    2. reecejwilson


      Natural beauty could lie within her genes :gimmemoar:

    3. IUSAtonight


      La tortura is a bop :madance: 

    4. Applejack


      i miss when she used to have her guns n roses t-shirts :lessons:

      and her spanish albums before selling her soul to the american capitalist satan :pieceofwhat:

  15. Why the f**k can't I find my iconic "American Horror Story: Exhale Edition" thread? :meltdown: I wanted to read about @Goten21 murdering all of Exhale, and forcing me along for the ride so we could frame people... :staysalty:

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    2. $elfish


      @falka I don't know I can't find any threads before 2016 and when I asked someone said they were archived:rude2me:

    3. BrittonJeanSpears


      Threads from General, Introductions or Celebritney (which is now Breaking Music News) weren't archived. Only BSN threads were.

      And these archives are hidden. They may have been deleted. Let me ask a mod to see if they know. @CashmereCat can you help clarify, sis? I'm so confused. :selenerz: 

    4. falka


      Looks like it was locked or deleted, just like some people :howiroll:wanted to delete  Britney from GP mind. Oldest I could see is this ;

  16. I want my d*ck sucked and my hole fucked tbh :queenflopga: 

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    2. BritneyJeanSpearsOfficial
    3. BrittonJeanSpears


      @TheVirtuoso I am nothing if not the Kween of Relatability.

    4. TheVirtuoso


      Slay tbh, when will Brnny? :bop: 

  17. Bitches are trying me today and I've only been awake for an hour. Ridiculous.

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    2. BritneyJeanSpearsOfficial


      I KNOW how that feels


      Knock them down Putana 


    3. BrittonJeanSpears


      Oh, I already dragged some bitches and I got my scalping tools ready.

    4. BritneyJeanSpearsOfficial
  18. I don't stan her, 'cause she's a bitch, but I unapologetically love Katy Perry's singles. I know I'm a basic white bitch. If I could afford Uggs, I'd be wearing a pair. And I have Starbucks in my fridge. Deal with it. :liberatedaf:

    1. Dirty Boy

      Dirty Boy

      Same here. People can kiss my basic white ass. :queenflopga:

  19. The only thing that should come out of the BritneyBBHMM scandal is us all making double sure that the Exhalers we follow on social media are legit people. :queenflopga: Don't let yourselves be fooled, y'all.