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BrittonJeanSpears

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  1. The "For the d*ck" challenge is such as mess.

    :lostney:

  2. I'm back :Lshark:Miss me???

  3. I just got my Blackout Japanese CD in the mail, emotional right now to say the least because now I get to enjoy those flawless bonus tracks in all their HD glory :crying11:

    1. BrittonJeanSpears

      BrittonJeanSpears

      You should celebrate by posting shirtless pics. :milkney: 

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  4. I haven't gotten my d*ck sucked since Christmas. God damn it.

    1. BrittonJeanSpears

      BrittonJeanSpears

      After 10 years of jacking off multiple times a day, masturbation just don't cut it anymore. :crying2: 

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  5. I haven't gotten my d*ck sucked since Christmas. God damn it.

    1. BrittonJeanSpears

      BrittonJeanSpears

      I don't do hook-ups and I don't exactly have a line of suitors outside my door. :crying11: 

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  6. Miranda Cosgrove was just arrested for prostitution, Drake and Josh are no longer speaking, and Josh is married... :crying2: The world has ended, y'all.

  7. This emote is everything :outwithit:

    wheres the video's link?

    1. BrittonJeanSpears

      BrittonJeanSpears

      Flop fan TBH How dare you not know the story behind this iconic emote?

      JealousUglyJumpingbean-size_restricted.g

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  8. @CashmereCat Nina, can you pretty please add more CryingNey emotes? :crying1::crying4::crying2::crying11:

  9. Yeah... Totally not creepy to log in here and find 31 notifications from the same person upvoting my posts from 2013. :eheeek:

    1. BrittonJeanSpears

      BrittonJeanSpears

      Damsel, yes it was. That AVI is so creepy, too. :omg: I'm sure they're a nice member, but like you might want to talk to me a few times first before you go all stalker on me, y'know? :hahaha: 

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  10. Yeah... Totally not creepy to log in here and find 31 notifications from the same person upvoting my posts from 2013. :eheeek:

    1. BrittonJeanSpears

      BrittonJeanSpears

      Like, I was shook when I woke up to find 51 notifications. :yesplease: Then I realized what 31 of them were. :omg: So creepy tbh My oldest threads and most recent posts. :eeek: 

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  11. I've really been fucking feeling Shakira lately. Never realized I've been listening to her music my whole life. :unbelievableney:

    1. BrittonJeanSpears

      BrittonJeanSpears

      She's 40, a mother of two, still dances and looks like she's 20. WTF is Britney's excuse? :reductive: 

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  12. I've really been fucking feeling Shakira lately. Never realized I've been listening to her music my whole life. :unbelievableney:

    1. BrittonJeanSpears

      BrittonJeanSpears

      Chantaje is a bop and Maluma can suck this hole. :yesplease: But I'm more partial to her post-Avril Lavine/Alanis Morissette and pre-pop girl period. So like "Whenever, Wherever" up to "Beautiful Liar". :yaknow: 

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  13. I must admit swish swish is a bop :dontlike:

    it deserves a mv that will expose Taylor swift like how @Britneybbhmm was exposed :verycool:

  14. Why the f**k can't I find my iconic "American Horror Story: Exhale Edition" thread? :meltdown: I wanted to read about @Goten21 murdering all of Exhale, and forcing me along for the ride so we could frame people... :staysalty:

    1. BrittonJeanSpears

      BrittonJeanSpears

      Threads from General, Introductions or Celebritney (which is now Breaking Music News) weren't archived. Only BSN threads were.

      And these archives are hidden. They may have been deleted. Let me ask a mod to see if they know. @CashmereCat can you help clarify, sis? I'm so confused. :selenerz: 

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  15. Why the f**k can't I find my iconic "American Horror Story: Exhale Edition" thread? :meltdown: I wanted to read about @Goten21 murdering all of Exhale, and forcing me along for the ride so we could frame people... :staysalty:

  16. I want my d*ck sucked and my hole fucked tbh :queenflopga: 

  17. Where to get My Neck My Back in HQ?

    1. BrittonJeanSpears

      BrittonJeanSpears

      Khia's song? On iTunes.

  18. So I was at work this morning and I almost choke while eating a granola bar. I almost die listening to Radar :embarrassney: Thank God my co-workers were there to help me, but all I could think of when it was happening was why that song? lol and not Oops or another more beautiful song to leave this world.

    1. BrittonJeanSpears

      BrittonJeanSpears

      Choking on granola? :hahaha: And almost dying to RADAR? My condolences.

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  19. Why does Katy's swish swish sound like a drag queen...or 90s song...

    1. BrittonJeanSpears

      BrittonJeanSpears

      A "swish" is a shot in basketball when it doesn't touch the rim, goes through the net and makes it "swish". It's why the song talks about basketball terminology so much. It's also supposed to be reminiscent of "shoo, shoo".

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  20. Why does Katy's swish swish sound like a drag queen...or 90s song...

    1. BrittonJeanSpears

      BrittonJeanSpears

      I don't remember which song exactly, but it's stated which one in a Clevver video.

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  21. Why does Katy's swish swish sound like a drag queen...or 90s song...