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Delicious Pork Chops

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  1. Oranges, Oranges. We got apples.  Sweet sweet, reqsov asjskw?

  2. I discovered @If U Seek Me has a big c*ck. :werk:

    f**k me papi

    1. Delicious Pork Chops

      Delicious Pork Chops

      Cleopatraney slays

      I want that look for Vegas, revamp to Ancient Civilisations.

      Tbh

      Britney: Piece of Ancient Wonder

      Segment 1: Babylonian

      Segment 2: Greece

      Segment 3: Egypt

      Segment 4: China

      Segment 5: Japan

      Segment 6: Rome

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  3. well idk, but there are submarine cables that connect us from continent to continent...

    1. Delicious Pork Chops

      Delicious Pork Chops

      I never knew that, or thought of it. :lessons:  And i'm posting these off my profile, it's not my fault that Recent status update shows mine. :lessons:

      SEND ME YOUR NOODS

    2. If U Seek Me

      If U Seek Me

      Noodles? This is such an Asian cliché. :queenflopga:

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  4. holy sh!t, i just learned the internet is powered by cables. 

  5. "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things." - Isaiah 45:7, KJV

  6. i just saw the most handsome indian man, and a white man at my little sister's elementary school.  DADDIES :werk:
     

  7. daddy show me that hot body

    1. TripToYourLove<3

      TripToYourLove<3

      You're gonna have to wait and see :bigkiss:

    2. Delicious Pork Chops

      Delicious Pork Chops

      ok daddy <3 i missed you so much though boo

    3. TripToYourLove<3

      TripToYourLove<3

      I'm currently having a meltdown over this video clip. Help me

  8. when daddy say, uh, when daddy say uh.

    1. DJSLAYZEE

      DJSLAYZEE

      Excuse me hoe? :BBMAney:

      Go on chats

    2. Delicious Pork Chops

      Delicious Pork Chops

      i am on chats, whore!

  9. So apparently Hillary Clinton is in my neighbourhood. :drown:

     

  10. no wonder exhale is so slow.  There's a sh!t ton of users and guests..

    1. TheVirtuoso

      TheVirtuoso

      Billboard's impact :) 

  11. omg ur virtuoso's bf <3 yas

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    2. TheVirtuoso

      TheVirtuoso

      Yeah basically I've had a boyfriend that I've been with for 3 years then we broke up because of him beating me up because I didn't want to have sex :wontcry: then my best friend which I had a crush on 4 years ago comforted me and did nice things including him drawing a Circus album cover (Which is my fave album :mcry:) then we started dating. I forced him into creating an Exhale account :HAHA: and recently I've moved to his house so... yeah he is actually sitting besides me listening to Shake It Off by Mariah Carey right now :) Pop Sensation is also a Turkish Exhaler who is also a friend of mine :hugs: 

    3. riccus

      riccus

      yeah,I like @TheVirtuoso . such a babe. And we're friends @- Kyle -:britlol:

    4. Delicious Pork Chops

      Delicious Pork Chops

      :wontcry: iconic, i want a tutku in my life <3

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  12. Drugs in my veins

    Alcohol in my brain

    I've got sex on my mind

    DON'T TELL ME TELL ME WHAT TO DO! 

    @Young Törless

  13. I've got sex on my mind and drugs in my brain :tiffanycries:

  14. i made dis

    1. ♕P.R.I.N.C.E.♕

      ♕P.R.I.N.C.E.♕

      I don't like that bitch, but slay

    2. Delicious Pork Chops

      Delicious Pork Chops

      it's mostly britney 

    3. ♕P.R.I.N.C.E.♕

      ♕P.R.I.N.C.E.♕

      I know, I'm talking about the mashup haha. You did an amazing job lol. I love the video

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