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Delicious Pork Chops

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  1. Beyoncé is pregnant with twins...can't wait fo White and Yellow Diamond...I mean White Ivy and Yellow Ivy. @Iced Tea

    1. Diamond Horse

      Diamond Horse

      Pink Friday is actually kinda cool as a name. But will it stand the test of time?

    2. A.D.

      A.D.

      It could since it's different. Purple Jermaine certainly would since they'd be paying tribute to Jermaine who much like poor Solange is the irrelevant sibling :forkit:

    3. BrittonJeanSpears
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  2. I am impressed.  This new theme runs smoother on my mobile phone. @Dynasty

    1. Kiiddy

      Kiiddy

      No I prefer how it used to be

    2. Delicious Pork Chops

      Delicious Pork Chops

      @Kiiddy You sh!t head, i was talking about how it runs smoother. The old theme was nicer, but for some reason it was hard to type on it. 

    3. Larry Stylinson
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  3. What's the point of the bubbles on the banner image. :orangu: ?

    I click them but they do nothing. 

    1. Sleazy

      Sleazy

      who are you and why am I following you? did you change your name? what was it?

    2. If U Seek Me

      If U Seek Me

      It would be to change the header pictures (or even make them change by themselves), but I guess Jordan has not put any other pictures for now.

  4. Well sh!t, finally exhale gets updated with a new theme.  Will it run well?  

  5. @breatheheavy @CashmereCat i love the new trophy thing. :shake:

     

    1. SlayOut

      SlayOut

      Slay at you winning on April 8! :queenriri:

    2. ChrisTheLoner

      ChrisTheLoner

      I love it too. It makes me feel like I'm accomplishing something on Exhale :giggleney:

      I won twice so far, slay :BBMAney:

    3. Iced Tea

      Iced Tea

      When you've never won... At least I'm not thirsty for attention like you whores and no I'm not seething. :chershade:

  6. Listening to the Toxic demo stems are giving me orgasms. @Kiiddy @Dynasty

    1. Delicious Pork Chops

      Delicious Pork Chops

      I'm playing around with them @Dynasty i got the original bollywood song downloaded and had to pitch and cut it up to fit the strings.  It was missing in the stems. 

    2. Delicious Pork Chops
    3. mylonliNESS

      mylonliNESS

      omg yss i downloaded the stems too!! her voice and the strings and everything is so... :wendycry:

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  7. Undergoing aversion conversion therapy with @Kiiddy .

    :) 

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    2. mylonliNESS

      mylonliNESS

      @- Kyle - OMG it WORKED?!! Sign me up!!! ... @Kiiddy did they mess u up so bad you don't remember? Sounds kinda scary... but I want in :staysalty:

    3. Kiiddy

      Kiiddy

      No I ended up beating them down one by one, then forced them against their will to undergo it instead. Once the str8 guys were gay, I then fucked them in a gang bang orgy and came all over their faces  :brit:

    4. mylonliNESS

      mylonliNESS

      Hahhaha sounds like a heck of a lot of fun!!! :slayney: slay Kiidy

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  8. Who is that gay I see, Staring straight, back at me? :crying2: @Kiiddy pretending to be straight for his family. :(

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_BtlAw4trg

     

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    2. mylonliNESS

      mylonliNESS

      @Kiiddy I'm sorry Kiidy? What's wrong? I honestly don't know

    3. Kiiddy

      Kiiddy

      Hehe I'm just kidding don't worry xx

    4. mylonliNESS

      mylonliNESS

      haha that's kind of a relief

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  9. I can see Bomtney pulling this off...or Blackoutney (her deep voice) @Kiiddy @Dynasty

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_hKXk2qSuw

     

    1. Britneybbhmm

      Britneybbhmm

      But I guess Sam is enough man for ha!:queenriri:

    2. Delicious Pork Chops

      Delicious Pork Chops

      He is, and you are man enough for me my (half) persian daddy. 

      @Britneybbhmm:queenflopga:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpaR3wzTlvo

       

    3. mylonliNESS

      mylonliNESS

      @- Kyle - you always thirsty :thirsty:;) but then so am I lol :bwink:

  10. DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT LEMONADE IS?!

    I JUST LEARNED LEMONADE IS DIFFERENT IN OTHER COUNTRIES. :drown:

    It's kinda like orange juice but with lemons in the U.S.A. But other countries it's like...soda? or a carbonated drink. 

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    Lemonade is the name for a number of sweetened beverages found around the world, all characterized by lemon flavor. Most lemonade varieties can be separated into two distinct types: cloudy, and clear, each known simply as "lemonade" in countries where dominant.[1]Cloudy lemonade, generally found in North America and India, is a traditionally homemade drink made with lemon juice, water, and sweetened with cane sugar or honey.[2] Found in the United Kingdom, Ireland, South Africa, Australia, and New Zealand, clear lemonade is a lemon, or lemon-lime flavored, carbonated soft drink.

     

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    2. Delicious Pork Chops

      Delicious Pork Chops

      @If U Seek Me oublies pas le circoncision des bébés, le système imperiale, farenheit, la mode. Etc.

    3. Dynasty

      Dynasty

      noone gives a sh!t about that  mediocre shitty album in europe

    4. TheVirtuoso
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  11. Which one of you hoes is also on the TombRaiderForums? I know @Gian Carlo is on it.  But who else?!?! :shake: Let's all connect. 

  12. They should have released the video mix as the single. :queenflopga:

    1. Looukas

      Looukas

      Yep. As a standalone single, not a sneaky replacement of the original album version :squintney:

  13. What a mess.  They removed the original version of Glory. :zoomzoom:

     

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    2. DaddyNotaFool
    3. BrittonJeanSpears

      BrittonJeanSpears

      You mean two hours before it actually happened? K. :queenflopga: 

    4. Looukas

      Looukas

      When I play the Tinashe version on Spotify, it overrides it with the original version from my library :gloria: Checkmate :uknowit: 

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  14. hold up, i have to buy a separate slumber party off another glory re-release?  Bye i wanted a free upgrade. 

  15. daddy looks so cute now. :o

     

    1. runoncoldfire

      runoncoldfire

      You're very sweet :bigkiss:

  16. A-Yo by Gaga is a bop. :tehe:

     

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    2. A.D.

      A.D.

      Even Hey Girl which was my least favorite is now one of my faves :CPKney:

    3. button

      button

      I've heard Diamond Heart a few times, I don't see what's special about it? Even Million Reasons is better.

      I forgot what John Wayne and Sinner's Prayer sound like.

      Joanne though... :overwhelm:

    4. A.D.

      A.D.

      Taste is subjective so to each their own :saycheese:

      Joanne and Angel Down are my other faves besides JW and DH...Sinner's Prayer is meh :cricket:

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  17. daddy i love your remixes <3

    1. Trace

      Trace

      lmao thank you <3

  18. @Zatanna OMFG I JUST SAW THE S.U EPISODE OMGGMOFMOFMOF

    SPOILERS
    JASPER GETS CORRUPTED, AND SHE MENTIONS THAT ROSE DID SOMETHING TO PINK DIAMOND BUT I WaNNA KNOW WHAT ROSE DID NOW

    1. Larry Stylinson
    2. Delicious Pork Chops
    3. Iced Tea

      Iced Tea

      So much went down in this ep:

      Peridog got ha first kill!

      Smoky Quartz!

      Jasper's corruption!

      WTF DID ROSE DO!!

      ''MY DIAMOND!!!
      YOU'RE DIAMOND!!
      PINK DIAMOND...!!!!''

       

      Smokey quartz needs to upgrade the design a little bit :mhmnod:

      Also, the crewniverse keeps teasing us with stevethyst so I wonder how connie will react when she finds out about Smoky Quartz :mjpopcorn:

      And I feel bad for Steven, everyone keeps comparing him to Rose and he doesn't even know what Rose was like! That whore Bismuth and now cumbag Jasper. I don't want Jasper to redeem herself, I want her to be a chaotic neutral and kind of be like an anti hero. :notfeelinit:

      Steveson 4 (i came up with that one) :uknowit: better focus on the conflict with homeworld. I want an all-out final battle between Homeworld and the CGs:pumped:

  19. I'll dance like no one's watching, no one's watching, no one's watching, <3

  20. Someone please leave the chat, you are takin my usual spot.

    1. Iced Tea

      Iced Tea

      We've been replaced :wendycry:

  21. Jordan I wanna say congrats for having exhale be stable these past few days.  it doesn't crash or freeze up as often with the massive influx of users.  

    Who's Online   335 Members, 12 Anonymous, 1,145 Guests (See full list)

  22. THIS RETRONEY VIBE IN PRIVATE SHOW THOUGH
    THIS IS EVRTYHING I WANTED
     

    1. SexyJeans

      SexyJeans

      buy radar on itunes

  23. Make Me is giving me Inside Out teas at the verses, meets :tiffanycries: idk :tiffanycries:

     

    1. Nick Jonas

      Nick Jonas

      It sounds amazing!! And the video!! :kisses2all::omgawd:

    2. Delicious Pork Chops