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Delicious Pork Chops

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  1. HI EVERYONE I JUST TURNEd 10 YEARS OLD! @Pokemon Spears @The Deity Arceus

     

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    2. PokemonSpears

      PokemonSpears

      it worked the first two years or so, since I created my account, but last year it just stopped working. That's why I guess he must have changed something after all those attacks that the site had.

    3. BrittonJeanSpears

      BrittonJeanSpears

      @If U Seek Me Maybe try replying to all of Julio's statuses where you are tagged? :reductive: Last count, you were tagged in a 1D and a Captain America status. :byebitch:

      @Pokemon Spears Then Exhale is sh!t. But what else is new? :HAHA: 

    4. Delicious Pork Chops
  2. I must confess, that my loneliness, is killing me now. :crying1:

     

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    2. Delicious Pork Chops

      Delicious Pork Chops

      That's shorter than kiiddy's dick. which is smaller than a protozoa

    3. Kiiddy

      Kiiddy

      no baby, that would be yours...    :queenriri:

    4. A.D.

      A.D.

      I'm okay with that, the character I wrote based on him is better known for their smoking skills seeing as he is the one envisioning the plot under the influence of weed :giggleney:

  3. A-Yo by Gaga is a bop. :tehe:

     

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    2. A.D.

      A.D.

      Even Hey Girl which was my least favorite is now one of my faves :CPKney:

    3. button

      button

      I've heard Diamond Heart a few times, I don't see what's special about it? Even Million Reasons is better.

      I forgot what John Wayne and Sinner's Prayer sound like.

      Joanne though... :overwhelm:

    4. A.D.

      A.D.

      Taste is subjective so to each their own :saycheese:

      Joanne and Angel Down are my other faves besides JW and DH...Sinner's Prayer is meh :cricket:

  4. omg ur virtuoso's bf <3 yas

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    2. TheVirtuoso

      TheVirtuoso

      Yeah basically I've had a boyfriend that I've been with for 3 years then we broke up because of him beating me up because I didn't want to have sex :wontcry: then my best friend which I had a crush on 4 years ago comforted me and did nice things including him drawing a Circus album cover (Which is my fave album :mcry:) then we started dating. I forced him into creating an Exhale account :HAHA: and recently I've moved to his house so... yeah he is actually sitting besides me listening to Shake It Off by Mariah Carey right now :) Pop Sensation is also a Turkish Exhaler who is also a friend of mine :hugs: 

    3. Pop Sensation

      Pop Sensation

      yeah,I like @TheVirtuoso . such a babe. And we're friends @- Kyle -:britlol:

    4. Delicious Pork Chops

      Delicious Pork Chops

      :wontcry: iconic, i want a tutku in my life <3

  5. I discovered @If U Seek Me has a big c*ck. :werk:

    f**k me papi

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    2. Delicious Pork Chops

      Delicious Pork Chops

      Cleopatraney slays

      I want that look for Vegas, revamp to Ancient Civilisations.

      Tbh

      Britney: Piece of Ancient Wonder

      Segment 1: Babylonian

      Segment 2: Greece

      Segment 3: Egypt

      Segment 4: China

      Segment 5: Japan

      Segment 6: Rome

    3. Trance
    4. Delicious Pork Chops
  6. Have you guys ever thought that Toxic is about getting a certain disease from a man?  "Intoxicate me now, with your lovin' now, I THINK I'M READY NOW".  The person is hesitant at first but gives in. :wontcry:

    She/He knows the guy/top is bad for him/her but he/she can't resist. 

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    2. If U Seek Me

      If U Seek Me

      Toxic is not about bug chasing! :dead:

    3. Draw The Blinds

      Draw The Blinds

      Why would she ask to be intoxicated with STDs? :dead:

      She was referring to the money shot :milkney:

    4. Electro World
  7. DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT LEMONADE IS?!

    I JUST LEARNED LEMONADE IS DIFFERENT IN OTHER COUNTRIES. :drown:

    It's kinda like orange juice but with lemons in the U.S.A. But other countries it's like...soda? or a carbonated drink. 

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    Lemonade is the name for a number of sweetened beverages found around the world, all characterized by lemon flavor. Most lemonade varieties can be separated into two distinct types: cloudy, and clear, each known simply as "lemonade" in countries where dominant.[1]Cloudy lemonade, generally found in North America and India, is a traditionally homemade drink made with lemon juice, water, and sweetened with cane sugar or honey.[2] Found in the United Kingdom, Ireland, South Africa, Australia, and New Zealand, clear lemonade is a lemon, or lemon-lime flavored, carbonated soft drink.

     

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    2. Delicious Pork Chops

      Delicious Pork Chops

      @If U Seek Me oublies pas le circoncision des bébés, le système imperiale, farenheit, la mode. Etc.

    3. Dynasty

      Dynasty

      noone gives a sh!t about that  mediocre shitty album in europe

    4. TheVirtuoso
  8. Who is that gay I see, Staring straight, back at me? :crying2: @Kiiddy pretending to be straight for his family. :(

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_BtlAw4trg

     

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    2. mylonliNESS

      mylonliNESS

      @Kiiddy I'm sorry Kiidy? What's wrong? I honestly don't know

    3. Kiiddy

      Kiiddy

      Hehe I'm just kidding don't worry xx

    4. mylonliNESS

      mylonliNESS

      haha that's kind of a relief

  9. Hey everyone, i'm gay. 

  10. I was taking a shower, and it looks like my dad left me home while he took my siblings to eat breakfast outside. :zoomzoom:

     

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    2. SexyJeans

      SexyJeans

      Relatable :crying1:

    3. Young Törless

      Young Törless

      Did this happen to you in Italy, @SexyJeans? :tifftear:

    4. SexyJeans

      SexyJeans

      No he would never buy us breakfast :gtfo: @Young Törless

  11. Undergoing aversion conversion therapy with @Kiiddy .

    :) 

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    2. mylonliNESS

      mylonliNESS

      @- Kyle - OMG it WORKED?!! Sign me up!!! ... @Kiiddy did they mess u up so bad you don't remember? Sounds kinda scary... but I want in :staysalty:

    3. Kiiddy

      Kiiddy

      No I ended up beating them down one by one, then forced them against their will to undergo it instead. Once the str8 guys were gay, I then fucked them in a gang bang orgy and came all over their faces  :brit:

    4. mylonliNESS

      mylonliNESS

      Hahhaha sounds like a heck of a lot of fun!!! :slayney: slay Kiidy

  12. What a mess.  They removed the original version of Glory. :zoomzoom:

     

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    3. BrittonJeanSpears

      BrittonJeanSpears

      You mean two hours before it actually happened? K. :queenflopga: 

    4. Looukas

      Looukas

      When I play the Tinashe version on Spotify, it overrides it with the original version from my library :gloria: Checkmate :uknowit: 

  13. So apparently Hillary Clinton is in my neighbourhood. :drown:

     

  14. :lessons:

     

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    2. Delicious Pork Chops

      Delicious Pork Chops

      omg i feel bad now, it's fine if you unfollowed me. :selenerz: i  just like you as a person.

    3. Williamshakespearss

      Williamshakespearss

      its ok sweetheart 

      how's your work?

    4. Delicious Pork Chops
  15. Which one of you hoes is also on the TombRaiderForums? I know @Gian Carlo is on it.  But who else?!?! :shake: Let's all connect. 

  16. I stayed up till 5 am playing Rise of the Tomb Raider...

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    2. Delicious Pork Chops

      Delicious Pork Chops

      You will :YESPLEASE: what platform are you going to playi it on?

      This game is soo good, I challenged myself to the hardest mode, and turned off survival instinct.  I'm starting to get the hang of it. :crying2: I made it to the prison scene last night. 

       

      The only thing i need to work on is aiming quickly, and shooting while moving :YESPLEASE:

    3. PartyLikeIts2007

      PartyLikeIts2007

      I might buy an xbox one soon so probably on xbox  :YESPLEASE:  otherwise I'll play it on PC  :YESPLEASE:

    4. Delicious Pork Chops
  17. Fuck guys.  I wish I was white.  I feel like no one wants me cause i'm asian.  If they do, it's usually creepy white dudes.

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    2. Kiiddy
    3. BrittonJeanSpears

      BrittonJeanSpears

      Men fucking suck. They can suck our fucking toes. :byebitch: 

    4. JustLuvMe

      JustLuvMe

      Puberty will hit ya :queenriri:

  18. vagina

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    2. JustLuvMe
    3. I Always Sing Live

      I Always Sing Live

      Stay forever horny, that's why we love you! :flawlessbye:

    4. JustStanKnee

      JustStanKnee

      omg ahah

  19. Why does Katy's swish swish sound like a drag queen...or 90s song...

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    2. BrittonJeanSpears

      BrittonJeanSpears

      I don't remember which song exactly, but it's stated which one in a Clevver video.

    3. CashmereCat

      CashmereCat

      Wtf is swish swish mean anyway, I know the song is meant to diss Taylor but lmao it sounds like a terrible insult that a 5th grade would make up

    4. BrittonJeanSpears

      BrittonJeanSpears

      A "swish" is a shot in basketball when it doesn't touch the rim, goes through the net and makes it "swish". It's why the song talks about basketball terminology so much. It's also supposed to be reminiscent of "shoo, shoo".

  20. @Britney'sFrappuccino He died at age 69 like David Bowie....apparently cancer too. :crying3:

     

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    2. Delicious Pork Chops

      Delicious Pork Chops

      god, I know how much you loved him as a fan.  It's truly horrible.  He seemed like a very nice guy and sweet.  I can't believe we lost very two talented people (that I know of) this week.

    3. Britney'sFrappuccino

      Britney'sFrappuccino

      Even Celine Dion's husband passed away (Not that I care about him as I never really knew him). But Alan Rickman, I'm kind of in denial about it.

    4. Delicious Pork Chops
  21. "girl will you marry me?" :gloria:

    LMFAOOOO the kfed actor can get it though @Kiiddy

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BP-m4omlQ3M/?taken-by=lifetimetv

     

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    2. BrittonJeanSpears

      BrittonJeanSpears

      THAT FUCKING BODY, YES DADDY! :yesplease: 

    3. Delicious Pork Chops

      Delicious Pork Chops

      @Britneybbhmm idk? That never happened, but i woulda said yes ngl.  So long as his dick was INTACT.  @JustLuvMe or if it was cut it has to look nice. 

    4. mylonliNESS

      mylonliNESS

      HIS BODY THOUGH :thirsty: YES PLZ DADDY!!! (Though I hate the real K-Fed...)