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Delicious Pork Chops

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  1. HI EVERYONE I JUST TURNEd 10 YEARS OLD! @Pokemon Spears @The Deity Arceus

     

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    2. PokemonSpears

      PokemonSpears

      it worked the first two years or so, since I created my account, but last year it just stopped working. That's why I guess he must have changed something after all those attacks that the site had.

    3. BrittonJeanSpears

      BrittonJeanSpears

      @If U Seek Me Maybe try replying to all of Julio's statuses where you are tagged? :reductive: Last count, you were tagged in a 1D and a Captain America status. :byebitch:

      @Pokemon Spears Then Exhale is sh!t. But what else is new? :HAHA: 

    4. Delicious Pork Chops
  2. I must confess, that my loneliness, is killing me now. :crying1:

     

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    2. Delicious Pork Chops

      Delicious Pork Chops

      That's shorter than kiiddy's dick. which is smaller than a protozoa

    3. Kiiddy

      Kiiddy

      no baby, that would be yours...    :queenriri:

    4. A.D.

      A.D.

      I'm okay with that, the character I wrote based on him is better known for their smoking skills seeing as he is the one envisioning the plot under the influence of weed :giggleney:

  3. A-Yo by Gaga is a bop. :tehe:

     

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    2. A.D.

      A.D.

      Even Hey Girl which was my least favorite is now one of my faves :CPKney:

    3. button

      button

      I've heard Diamond Heart a few times, I don't see what's special about it? Even Million Reasons is better.

      I forgot what John Wayne and Sinner's Prayer sound like.

      Joanne though... :overwhelm:

    4. A.D.

      A.D.

      Taste is subjective so to each their own :saycheese:

      Joanne and Angel Down are my other faves besides JW and DH...Sinner's Prayer is meh :cricket:

  4. omg ur virtuoso's bf <3 yas

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    2. TheVirtuoso

      TheVirtuoso

      Yeah basically I've had a boyfriend that I've been with for 3 years then we broke up because of him beating me up because I didn't want to have sex :wontcry: then my best friend which I had a crush on 4 years ago comforted me and did nice things including him drawing a Circus album cover (Which is my fave album :mcry:) then we started dating. I forced him into creating an Exhale account :HAHA: and recently I've moved to his house so... yeah he is actually sitting besides me listening to Shake It Off by Mariah Carey right now :) Pop Sensation is also a Turkish Exhaler who is also a friend of mine :hugs: 

    3. riccus

      riccus

      yeah,I like @TheVirtuoso . such a babe. And we're friends @- Kyle -:britlol:

    4. Delicious Pork Chops

      Delicious Pork Chops

      :wontcry: iconic, i want a tutku in my life <3

  5. I discovered @If U Seek Me has a big c*ck. :werk:

    f**k me papi

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    2. Delicious Pork Chops

      Delicious Pork Chops

      Cleopatraney slays

      I want that look for Vegas, revamp to Ancient Civilisations.

      Tbh

      Britney: Piece of Ancient Wonder

      Segment 1: Babylonian

      Segment 2: Greece

      Segment 3: Egypt

      Segment 4: China

      Segment 5: Japan

      Segment 6: Rome

    3. Trance
    4. Delicious Pork Chops
  6. Have you guys ever thought that Toxic is about getting a certain disease from a man?  "Intoxicate me now, with your lovin' now, I THINK I'M READY NOW".  The person is hesitant at first but gives in. :wontcry:

    She/He knows the guy/top is bad for him/her but he/she can't resist. 

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    2. If U Seek Me

      If U Seek Me

      Toxic is not about bug chasing! :dead:

    3. Draw The Blinds

      Draw The Blinds

      Why would she ask to be intoxicated with STDs? :dead:

      She was referring to the money shot :milkney:

    4. Electro World
  7. DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT LEMONADE IS?!

    I JUST LEARNED LEMONADE IS DIFFERENT IN OTHER COUNTRIES. :drown:

    It's kinda like orange juice but with lemons in the U.S.A. But other countries it's like...soda? or a carbonated drink. 

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    Lemonade is the name for a number of sweetened beverages found around the world, all characterized by lemon flavor. Most lemonade varieties can be separated into two distinct types: cloudy, and clear, each known simply as "lemonade" in countries where dominant.[1]Cloudy lemonade, generally found in North America and India, is a traditionally homemade drink made with lemon juice, water, and sweetened with cane sugar or honey.[2] Found in the United Kingdom, Ireland, South Africa, Australia, and New Zealand, clear lemonade is a lemon, or lemon-lime flavored, carbonated soft drink.

     

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    2. Delicious Pork Chops

      Delicious Pork Chops

      @If U Seek Me oublies pas le circoncision des bébés, le système imperiale, farenheit, la mode. Etc.

    3. Dynasty

      Dynasty

      noone gives a sh!t about that  mediocre shitty album in europe

    4. TheVirtuoso
  8. Who is that gay I see, Staring straight, back at me? :crying2: @Kiiddy pretending to be straight for his family. :(

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_BtlAw4trg

     

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    2. mylonliNESS

      mylonliNESS

      @Kiiddy I'm sorry Kiidy? What's wrong? I honestly don't know

    3. Kiiddy

      Kiiddy

      Hehe I'm just kidding don't worry xx

    4. mylonliNESS

      mylonliNESS

      haha that's kind of a relief

  9. Hey everyone, i'm gay. 

  10. I was taking a shower, and it looks like my dad left me home while he took my siblings to eat breakfast outside. :zoomzoom:

     

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    2. SexyJeans

      SexyJeans

      Relatable :crying1:

    3. Young Törless

      Young Törless

      Did this happen to you in Italy, @SexyJeans? :tifftear:

    4. SexyJeans

      SexyJeans

      No he would never buy us breakfast :gtfo: @Young Törless

  11. Undergoing aversion conversion therapy with @Kiiddy .

    :) 

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    2. mylonliNESS

      mylonliNESS

      @- Kyle - OMG it WORKED?!! Sign me up!!! ... @Kiiddy did they mess u up so bad you don't remember? Sounds kinda scary... but I want in :staysalty:

    3. Kiiddy

      Kiiddy

      No I ended up beating them down one by one, then forced them against their will to undergo it instead. Once the str8 guys were gay, I then fucked them in a gang bang orgy and came all over their faces  :brit:

    4. mylonliNESS

      mylonliNESS

      Hahhaha sounds like a heck of a lot of fun!!! :slayney: slay Kiidy

  12. What a mess.  They removed the original version of Glory. :zoomzoom:

     

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    2. DaddyNotaFool
    3. BrittonJeanSpears

      BrittonJeanSpears

      You mean two hours before it actually happened? K. :queenflopga: 

    4. Looukas

      Looukas

      When I play the Tinashe version on Spotify, it overrides it with the original version from my library :gloria: Checkmate :uknowit: 

  13. If ur over 20.  

    I wanna smell ur c*ck and balls

    And slurp it up

     

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    2. Delicious Pork Chops

      Delicious Pork Chops

      @I Always Sing Live lithuania? :ineedthetruth:. U must be uncut then.

      Lemme suck on ur d

    3. I Always Sing Live

      I Always Sing Live

      Close... Latvia!

      Why yes, I am, come on over. :bang:

    4. Delicious Pork Chops

      Delicious Pork Chops

      :queenflopga: :kyliecry: Lemme just get a latvian daddy.

       

       

  14. So apparently Hillary Clinton is in my neighbourhood. :drown:

     

  15. :lessons:

     

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    2. Delicious Pork Chops

      Delicious Pork Chops

      omg i feel bad now, it's fine if you unfollowed me. :selenerz: i  just like you as a person.

    3. Williamshakespearss

      Williamshakespearss

      its ok sweetheart 

      how's your work?

    4. Delicious Pork Chops
  16. Near...far, wherever you are. :crying1: Brit should work on her voice and release a ballad for a major film. 

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    2. IUSAtonight

      IUSAtonight

      Oh a raccoon was blocking the word ballad on my phone. Don't be a bitch :kyliecry:

    3. Delicious Pork Chops

      Delicious Pork Chops

      @IUSAtonight it's britney bitch :lessons: don't be so racist

       

    4. ATWK

      ATWK

      The last chorus of MHWGO is honestly one of the best things I've ever heard. :kyliecry: A true classic. :kyliecry:

  17. Which one of you hoes is also on the TombRaiderForums? I know @Gian Carlo is on it.  But who else?!?! :shake: Let's all connect. 

  18. I stayed up till 5 am playing Rise of the Tomb Raider...

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    2. Delicious Pork Chops

      Delicious Pork Chops

      You will :YESPLEASE: what platform are you going to playi it on?

      This game is soo good, I challenged myself to the hardest mode, and turned off survival instinct.  I'm starting to get the hang of it. :crying2: I made it to the prison scene last night. 

       

      The only thing i need to work on is aiming quickly, and shooting while moving :YESPLEASE:

    3. PartyLikeIts2007

      PartyLikeIts2007

      I might buy an xbox one soon so probably on xbox  :YESPLEASE:  otherwise I'll play it on PC  :YESPLEASE:

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  19. Fuck guys.  I wish I was white.  I feel like no one wants me cause i'm asian.  If they do, it's usually creepy white dudes.

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    2. Kiiddy
    3. BrittonJeanSpears

      BrittonJeanSpears

      Men fucking suck. They can suck our fucking toes. :byebitch: 

    4. JustLuvMe

      JustLuvMe

      Puberty will hit ya :queenriri:

  20. vagina