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Delicious Pork Chops

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Status Updates posted by Delicious Pork Chops

  1. I need me a handhsome, hung, uc, middle eastern man who is financially stable, ddf, faithful, honest, has a cat, has a great personality, who loves me and only me romantically and sexually, :crying1: is that too much to ask for? #NetNeutrality

  2. You're a nurse. :crying2:

    Dats why i follow u

  3. Hi daddy

    1. Mohd93

      Mohd93

      Daddy? I've been called a twink many times but never a daddy :cuteidk:

    2. Delicious Pork Chops

      Delicious Pork Chops

      :queenflopga: The D's in Middle Eastern stands for Daddy d*ck. :queenflopga:

       

  4. Near...far, wherever you are. :crying1: Brit should work on her voice and release a ballad for a major film. 

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    2. IUSAtonight

      IUSAtonight

      Oh a raccoon was blocking the word ballad on my phone. Don't be a bitch :kyliecry:

    3. Delicious Pork Chops

      Delicious Pork Chops

      @IUSAtonight it's britney bitch :lessons: don't be so racist

       

    4. ATWK

      ATWK

      The last chorus of MHWGO is honestly one of the best things I've ever heard. :kyliecry: A true classic. :kyliecry:

  5. If ur over 20.  

    I wanna smell ur c*ck and balls

    And slurp it up

     

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    2. Delicious Pork Chops

      Delicious Pork Chops

      @I Always Sing Live lithuania? :ineedthetruth:. U must be uncut then.

      Lemme suck on ur d

    3. I Always Sing Live

      I Always Sing Live

      Close... Latvia!

      Why yes, I am, come on over. :bang:

    4. Delicious Pork Chops

      Delicious Pork Chops

      :queenflopga: :kyliecry: Lemme just get a latvian daddy.

       

       

  6. I'm a brinny stan again, listening to gimme more. :crying1: Brings out the inner mess in me.  I wanna be fucked and tossed around in a sweaty bathhouse. 

    1. I Always Sing Live

      I Always Sing Live

      Not sure if I can relate to the fucking and tossing but Gimme More is the only song I never ever get sick of. :makeitrain:

  7. I wish i was a virgin again, so i could lose it to Sometimes playing

    1. JustLuvMe

      JustLuvMe

      I lost my virginity to a G-Eazy album playing in the background :mhm:

  8. @Kiiddy 's BF is a Russian Mafia, Druglord that sells illegal dildos. 

  9. vagina

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    2. JustLuvMe
    3. I Always Sing Live

      I Always Sing Live

      Stay forever horny, that's why we love you! :flawlessbye:

    4. JustStanKnee

      JustStanKnee

      omg ahah

  10. I don't trust nobody and nobody trust me, All these tops got 6 or 7 stds.   I don't trust nobody and nobody trust me, I'll be the bottom starring in your fantasies. 

  11. r u still dead. come back to life please

  12. It's official, Kiiddy is dead. :crying1: At least from exhale. 

     

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    2. falka
    3. Delicious Pork Chops

      Delicious Pork Chops

      @$elfish more like exHELL with all his abominable actions he commited in life. :smokney:

       

    4. Kiiddy

      Kiiddy

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  13. r.i.p. official, you will be missed. :crying1:

    your loose hole finally gave in

  14. R.i.p. kiiddy, you were such a good friend

    1. BrittonJeanSpears

      BrittonJeanSpears

      He died?! :decisions: 

    2. neel21

      neel21

      Wait what happened?

    3. Delicious Pork Chops

      Delicious Pork Chops

      Idk i think hes dead lol

  15. r.i.p. kiiddy :crying1:

     

     

  16. Why does Katy's swish swish sound like a drag queen...or 90s song...

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    2. BrittonJeanSpears

      BrittonJeanSpears

      I don't remember which song exactly, but it's stated which one in a Clevver video.

    3. CashmereCat

      CashmereCat

      Wtf is swish swish mean anyway, I know the song is meant to diss Taylor but lmao it sounds like a terrible insult that a 5th grade would make up

    4. BrittonJeanSpears

      BrittonJeanSpears

      A "swish" is a shot in basketball when it doesn't touch the rim, goes through the net and makes it "swish". It's why the song talks about basketball terminology so much. It's also supposed to be reminiscent of "shoo, shoo".

  17. I know i may be hung,

    But, i've got dickings too.

    And I need to do,

    What I feel like doing,

    So let me blow,

    And let's get fuckin.

     

    All you people look at me

    And like my big fat c*ck

    Well did you ever think it'de be okay

    For me to always be the top

    Always saying big manly top

    Don't try to get fucked

    Well i wanna be a bottom too

    Be a little slut

    f**k my booty

    f**k my booty (Oh)

    f**k my booty 

    f**k my booth (OOH)

    f**k my booty 

    f**k my booty 
    *insert gay fem moan*

    @Kiiddy @Dynasty @Britneybbhmm

    1. If U Seek Me
    2. Kiiddy

      Kiiddy

      The state of this tbh

    3. Diamond Horse

      Diamond Horse

      I read "dicklings".

  18. How are you supposed to defend Britney :wontcry:

     

  19. I need piece of me revamped with a royalty section.  Overprotected the original sounds like some sort of royalty song with a harpsichord.

     

     

    1. Iced Tea

      Iced Tea

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      no revamping, please just let it end :otears:

  20. Anyone in Northern Virginia or DC.  I'll suck your dick for an iPhone 7, and have you stick it in me for an iPhone 7 Plus.  Bareback is a mac pro (not the macbook, the mac pro ). pls be clean of all diseases <3  

    @Kiiddy

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    2. Kiiddy

      Kiiddy

      Wtf are you doing Kris? 

    3. Delicious Pork Chops

      Delicious Pork Chops

      @Kiiddy offering my services for stuff. 

    4. Kiiddy
  21. Fuck guys.  I wish I was white.  I feel like no one wants me cause i'm asian.  If they do, it's usually creepy white dudes.

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    3. BrittonJeanSpears

      BrittonJeanSpears

      Men fucking suck. They can suck our fucking toes. :byebitch: 

    4. JustLuvMe

      JustLuvMe

      Puberty will hit ya :queenriri:

  22. Watching Older Britney performances. :crying1:

     

    1. patience darling

      patience darling

      I watched the 2000's VMAS performance last night :otears:

  23. where are you? you disappeared off all social media. :crying1:

     

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    2. Delicious Pork Chops

      Delicious Pork Chops

      OMG did he really die? :(

      @Slomana

    3. Slomana

      Slomana

      idk , haven't been here in months , lul

    4. Larry Stylinson

      Larry Stylinson

      I'm not dead :ricackle: i just been hella busy 

      i must confess exhale got a lil boring :tiffhair: and since mine computer is broke and I have no coins to fix it and exhale is too havy 4 my phone.. i preffer to check once a week for a few minutes :grimace:

      but i miss  girls :sobbing: and mine larry lessons :lessons: