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Delicious Pork Chops

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  1. i made dis

    1. ♕P.R.I.N.C.E.♕

      ♕P.R.I.N.C.E.♕

      I don't like that bitch, but slay

    2. Delicious Pork Chops

      Delicious Pork Chops

      it's mostly britney 

    3. ♕P.R.I.N.C.E.♕

      ♕P.R.I.N.C.E.♕

      I know, I'm talking about the mashup haha. You did an amazing job lol. I love the video

  2. "girl will you marry me?" :gloria:

    LMFAOOOO the kfed actor can get it though @Kiiddy

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BP-m4omlQ3M/?taken-by=lifetimetv

     

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    2. BrittonJeanSpears

      BrittonJeanSpears

      THAT FUCKING BODY, YES DADDY! :yesplease: 

    3. Delicious Pork Chops

      Delicious Pork Chops

      @Britneybbhmm idk? That never happened, but i woulda said yes ngl.  So long as his dick was INTACT.  @JustLuvMe or if it was cut it has to look nice. 

    4. mylonliNESS

      mylonliNESS

      HIS BODY THOUGH :thirsty: YES PLZ DADDY!!! (Though I hate the real K-Fed...)

  3. @breatheheavy @CashmereCat i love the new trophy thing. :shake:

     

    1. SlayOut

      SlayOut

      Slay at you winning on April 8! :queenriri:

    2. ChrisTheLoner

      ChrisTheLoner

      I love it too. It makes me feel like I'm accomplishing something on Exhale :giggleney:

      I won twice so far, slay :BBMAney:

    3. Iced Tea

      Iced Tea

      When you've never won... At least I'm not thirsty for attention like you whores and no I'm not seething. :chershade:

  4. @Britney'sFrappuccino ALAN RICKMAN DIED :crying2:

    f**k I KNOW YOU LOVE HIM

    1. Britney'sFrappuccino

      Britney'sFrappuccino

      I know, Kyle. I'm crying right now. See there was a mysterious tweet saying he was in the hospital. And  after that he was pictured looking very thin. All his fans were speculating but I didn't think he would DIE.

    2. Delicious Pork Chops

      Delicious Pork Chops

      :( That's awful.....

  5. @Britney'sFrappuccino He died at age 69 like David Bowie....apparently cancer too. :crying3:

     

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    2. Delicious Pork Chops

      Delicious Pork Chops

      god, I know how much you loved him as a fan.  It's truly horrible.  He seemed like a very nice guy and sweet.  I can't believe we lost very two talented people (that I know of) this week.

    3. Britney'sFrappuccino

      Britney'sFrappuccino

      Even Celine Dion's husband passed away (Not that I care about him as I never really knew him). But Alan Rickman, I'm kind of in denial about it.

    4. Delicious Pork Chops
  6. @Kiiddy OH MY GOD THIS IS SO YOU

     

     

    1. Kiiddy

      Kiiddy

      Who is this creepy, unfortunate loser? How is this me? I'm offended tbh. I hate people like this. His parents need to get him off the internet.

  7. @HybridFan3 Hybrid!!! tu as passé une bonne Thanksgiving et Black Friday? J'ai vu un homme à Best Buy et j'ai pensé à toi <3 il est mignon :) <3

    *et pourquoi on peux pas t'envoyer des nouveaux messages :(* 

    1. Delicious Pork Chops

      Delicious Pork Chops

      OH @HybridFan3 I ALSO SAW FEMME FATALE ON THE CD RACK THAT"S WHAT MADE ME THINK OF YOU <3

    2. HybridFan3

      HybridFan3

      Lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooo which best buy tbh

      Gurl did u buy FF?

    3. Delicious Pork Chops

      Delicious Pork Chops

      @HybridFan3 I didn't buy FF Sorry!!

       

      BUT MY parents got me the Rise of the Tomb Raider xbox one bundle (i love Tomb Raider) and a minecraft game for my little bro!

      It was the best buy in fair lakes I think? do you know any good e rated games too for xbox one? :) 

       

  8. :crying1:

     

    1. Delicious Pork Chops

      Delicious Pork Chops

      What the fyck. I am nlt horny.  I miss zeik.

  9. :lessons:

     

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    2. Delicious Pork Chops

      Delicious Pork Chops

      omg i feel bad now, it's fine if you unfollowed me. :selenerz: i  just like you as a person.

    3. Williamshakespearss

      Williamshakespearss

      its ok sweetheart 

      how's your work?

    4. Delicious Pork Chops
  10. A-Yo by Gaga is a bop. :tehe:

     

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    2. A.D.

      A.D.

      Even Hey Girl which was my least favorite is now one of my faves :CPKney:

    3. button

      button

      I've heard Diamond Heart a few times, I don't see what's special about it? Even Million Reasons is better.

      I forgot what John Wayne and Sinner's Prayer sound like.

      Joanne though... :overwhelm:

    4. A.D.

      A.D.

      Taste is subjective so to each their own :saycheese:

      Joanne and Angel Down are my other faves besides JW and DH...Sinner's Prayer is meh :cricket:

  11. Anyone in Northern Virginia or DC.  I'll suck your dick for an iPhone 7, and have you stick it in me for an iPhone 7 Plus.  Bareback is a mac pro (not the macbook, the mac pro ). pls be clean of all diseases <3  

    @Kiiddy

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    2. Kiiddy

      Kiiddy

      Wtf are you doing Kris? 

    3. Delicious Pork Chops

      Delicious Pork Chops

      @Kiiddy offering my services for stuff. 

    4. Kiiddy